Garterbelt closes a book and the girls plus Eden. Panty was on her bed, Stocking was on the toilet and Eden had another sandwich that wasn't finished.
Garterbelt: Good morning Angel's, Eden. It's so nice of you to grace us with your most malcontent presence.
Panty: This is who I'm waking up too?(Spits) Asshole.
Stocking: I'm not going to stop what I was doing so you only have yourself to blame for what you're about to smell, preacher douchebag
A soul that shows a crab leaves the sandwich.
Eden: DAMN IT! WHY DO YOU HAVE TO FUCK UP MY SANDWICHES GARTER?!
Garterbelt: I'm going to ignore those comments. Okay you three. We have a grave situation on our hands.
Panty: Yeah, I bet let me guess it's another rogue glory hole shit storm.
Stocking placed an Mint ice-cream in his mouth. He then begins to lick it.
Garterbelt: The only shit storm is the one coming out your mouth.
Chuck pulled out a small man that resembled a condom.
Garterbelt: Lady, gentleman and Panty meet our newest client. The principal of Daten city's school.
Eden: (Sigh) What the hell is the job for?
Panty: Yeah, I don't do old dudes.
Eden: -_- You aren't fucking anyone right now you slut.
Panty hugs him,
Panty: Awww my little Eden's given me a nickname.
Eden: -_-(Blush) Fuck off.
Principal: Oh well that's just...nevermind. The thing is our students are missing. Our rather going missing some of them are still there it's just-
Eden: Man, fuck them kids.
Stocking: It's obvious there's a ghost behind it.
Principal: It's more than a ghost it the devil himself! Please save our School.
The principal runs down and started to hump Panty's leg making Eden's eye twitch. Panty was about to kick him off but before she did she saw the Principal go flying.
Panty: Huh? Oh, what the fuck? How did he?
Eden: The world may never know.
He used his power to freeze the world and kicked the principal.Eden: Anyways we'll do it.
Panty: You sure?
Eden: Yeah, because after this I gotta get more fucking lobster and Crab Soul.
Panty:.....(Sweat drop) What is with you and eating Souls?
Garterbelt: Listen up, you three are in incognito so resist to be yourselves.
Time skip
A small school was seen inside the school students were chatting until See-Through comes in. The door opens and the three walk out. Showing the three school outfits. For Eden he had a Green and Yellow Varsity jacket on that had his name on the back. For Panty and Stocking well.
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Eden's Panty and Stocking
HumorEden: Don't get it twisted, I might not have a stand but I'll fuck ya up either way.