My name is Tessa and welcome to my blog. Jk. Blogs are gay and for people who have nothing better to do and are insecure and need other people to compliment them to make them feel better about themselves. Welcome to my life. I live in Tahiti and drive a hot pink jet boat with flames on the side. It's not much but it gets me where I need to go.
I grew up in a generic small town population 247. I raised cows and chickens and sold them to butchers at the local slaughter house. Chickens 20 bucks a pop and 100 for a good cow. They were cheapskates and robbed me for all I had. But that was when I was younger and didn't mind.
TESSA HAS NOW GROWN UP TO BE VERY WEALTHY AND APPRECIATED BY HER FANS BECAUSE SHE IS A ROCK STAR/BRAIN SURGEON/ENTREPRENEUR. SHE HAS 2 CHILDREN AND IS STILL SUPER FINE.
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