Freakbob was calling everyone, telling them to pick up their phones. until someone finally answered.
"hello?" said nikocado. freakbobs heart skipped a beat when he heard the amazing sounds of eating in the background. "h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-hi........" said freakbob shyly. "whatchu calling people for babygirl?" chuckled nikocado. freakbob hesitanted before answering. "i'm lonely.. i called almost everyone in the land of vagainana. nobody answered" there was some awkward silence. "hey, what if we meet in person?" freakbob froze. he had never been outside his room, let alone meet someone. "we can go to that new restauran." said nikocado, enthusiastically. "i'll be there." whispered freakbob before hanging up. "oh my ice spice! did i really just rizz up a level ten gyat?" said freakbob in the mirror.
Freakbob waited for nikocado at the restaurant they both agreed on.
thump.
thump.
thump.
"sorry to keep you waiting!" said nikocado, walking towards him as if he were a giant. "fee fi fo FUHMM.." whispered freakbob. that obesity nikocado had was so hot to freakbob. he practically loved him the moment they first met eyes.
