Why Don't We in New York Innit? (PART 2 to "Why Don't We and the Bread Saga")

Chapter 7

At the diner Ryleigh arose the question. "Did you two plan that?" Danny looked over at Tommy. "Plan what?" "Kissing us at the same time?" Danny looked over at Tommy again and started laughing. Tommy nodded his head as he buried it into Danny's shoulder. "We we're gonna do it at the hill but Schlatt thought it would be a good idea to ruin the moment by spraining Tommy's ankle." Danny said. "Hey Tommy don't you think your a little too young to be kissing girls?" Schlatt asked gobbling up a pancake. "Schlatt I'm literally 18." Tommy said shaking his head. "Yeah I purposely poured extra shampoo in the shower so you would slip and fall." Danny said. "And I got to control the pigeon drone that pooped out mayonnaise on your head!" Corbyn said. "That was really weird don't ever do that again." Ava said. Tommy laughed. "We weren't planning on it. So how are you and Minx doing?" Tommy asked trying to embarrass Schlatt. Minx was his so to be called "girlfriend" because they both chose love on a dating show. "Uhhh I haven't talked to her since." Schlatt said looking down. "This is what she looks like now." Ava said showing Schlatt an updated picture of her. Her hair was orange, it used to be purple before.

"When did she get so hot?" Schlatt asked. "Are you guys trying to rub in how successful you are in getting woman? Because I have been around longer than you all and I know a thing or two about getting woman." Schlatt said getting irritated. Tommy looked over at Ava. "Yeah right." "Look behind you Schlatt." Ryleigh said. Schlatt turns around and sees Minx standing behind him with her arms folded. "Hey Minx..." Schlatt said nervously. "What the hell did you do??" Schlatt whispered to them all angerly. "I didn't do anything. Minx just happened to be in New York and I sent her a DM asking if she would like to come to breakfast with us." Ava said. "Your going to fucking hell for this." Schlatt whispered back. •
•Everyone including Minx walked to Schlatt's house. "What's up arsehole." Minx said walking up next to Schlatt. "Hiya Minx... so you traveled here all the way from Ireland huh?" Schlatt said trying to make conversation. "I LIVE IN AMERICA YOU IDIOT! I WAS BORN IN IRELAND!" "Ok ok I'm sorry no need to get pressed." "I AM GETTING PRESSED!" "Why?" "BECAUSE YOU NEVER TALKED TO ME EVER SINCE THE DATING SHOW!" "Well I'm talking to you know aren't I?" "JONATHAN ITS BEEN NINE MONTHS WE COULD'VE HAD A KID BY NOW!" Minx was very strange. Schlatt looked her up and down and then smirked. "You want to have kids?" he asked. Minx slapped him across the face. "I needed to get that out of my system." she said. "Thank you for inviting me. He needed that." she said grinning.•
      •They finally made it to Schlatt's house. "Ladies first." Schlatt said removing his New York Yankee's hat allowing Minx through the door first. As soon as she walked in he quickly ran over to Tommy and ripped the backpack off of him and started going through it. "Woah woah woah what are you doing?! I swear I don't have any drugs in there this time!" Tommy said putting his hands in the air as if he were about to get arrested. After digging and digging Schlatt pulled out a Minecraft sword. "Why do you keep a Minecraft sword in your backpack?" Ava asked. "In case if any peepholes abduct me in their vans or sometimes when I get angry I start stabbing shit." he replied. "Can I borrow this?" Schlatt asked holding up the sword. "Uhhh sure, go crazy." he replied. Schlatt ran with the sword and attacked Minx and then started beating the living crap out of her with it. "AHHHHH STOP!!!" Minx screamed. "Oh my god should we call the cops?!" Jonah asked in panic. Tommy just shook his head, "No." Minx then noticed the umbrella holder had a baseball bat in it. She quickly grabbed it and smacked Schlatt over the head with it.•