𝐑𝐄𝐀𝐋 𝐋𝐎𝐕𝐄 𝐁𝐀𝐁𝐘, Mattheo Riddle

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Slytherin baddies 🐍 (+ Draco)
iMessage
06:34 p.m.

Diana
tf is going on with you guys
you're weird
weirder than usual

Blaise
I'm offended 😞

Draco
it is true tho

Diana
i was mostly talking about you, ferret

Draco
😢

Pansy
hahah yes Draco you're soooo weird

Diana
don't even try
I can't be distracted

Theo
should've just texted normally, Pansy

Pansy
fuck you

Mattheo
yeah guys what's going on

Enzo
🤨

Pansy
yeah idk either

Draco
haven't got a clue

Diana
stop
this is getting weirder by the second
are we trying to get Matt a girlfriend?

Theo
YES

Pansy
EXACTLY

Mattheo
...

Diana
why didn't you tell me?
I have loads of sad single friends!!

Theo
yeah...

Enzo
but you know how particular he is

Mattheo
I'm right here

Pansy
exactly
like he is sooooo difficult sometimes

Mattheo
still here ✋

Draco
shhhh

Blaise
he probably wants someone who's a Slytherin

Pansy
with dark hair

Draco
who wears too much eyeliner

Enzo
who isn't always nice to everyone but who has a certain level of empathy

Pansy
who likes to party

Theo
who is passionate

Blaise
who is very, very pretty

Mattheo
😒
stay back, Zabini

Pansy
the list could go on, but I think you get it

Diana
yeah!
my friend Astoria seems perfect, actually!

Draco
what

Diana
yeah!
I'll set you up, Matt!

Mattheo
...
thanks!