"Blitzo?"
"BLITZO!" Moxie yells at the top of his lungs.
"WHAT?" Blitzo yells as he opens the door of his office.
"Sir, you've been in there all morning. What happened with Stolas that has you this upset?" Moxie asked timidly.
"It's nothing okay?" Blitzo says quietly before slamming the door shut again.
"Have you talked to him at all?" Millie asks loona.
"No, but from what I can tell, they probably broke up." Loona says before looking down to her phone again.
"Something ain't right!" Millie says with her hands on her hips.
Blitzo pov:
I felt bad for slamming the door in their faces... damn. What's wrong with me? I do that shit all the time! This whole Stolas thing has really fucked me up. It has made me realize that I have done a lot of fucked up shit in my life though. Maybe if I try to get better I can prove to him that... that we can be a real thing. Not some fling. We can be more. But I live in hell! How the fuck am I going to become a better person?
Wait.
I remember seeing on the news a hotel for redemption that was torn down during the last extermination, but it was being rebuilt. Lucifers daughter owns it. There's no way in hell she would let an imp in, though. She's literally the princess of hell. It's worth a shot, though. But before I go, maybe I should have a talk with Moxie Millie and Loona.
~AFTER EXPLAINING~
No one's pov:
"So that's why you've been crying in your office for the last 24 hours." Loona says.
"I haven't been crying!" Blitzo defends himself.
"You don't have to lie. Plus, we can hear you." Millie says.
"Fuck." Blitzo says.
"Well, if you want to become a better person, what does that mean for our business? You can't become a better person while having a business to literally kill people on earth." Moxie says.
"Well, the hotel pays the guests for staying there. So money won't be a problem for me." Blitzo announces proudly.
"Good for you, but what about the rest of us?" Millie asks.
"Well, that brings up a new topic." Blitzo says.
"Okay?" Loona says, confused.
"Would you guys..." Blitzo turned his head and mumbled something else.
"Huh?" Moxie asks.
"Would you guys come with me?" Blitzo asks, rolling his eyes.
"Sure." Loona says without looking up from her phone.
"You were coming with me either way." Blitzo says.
"I could live by myself if I had to but fine." Loona says.
"What about you two?" Blitzo asks, pinching the bridge of his nose with frustration.
"Moxie?" Millie asks, looking to her husband. Moxie smiled up at his boss. "We don't mind, sir." He says.
"You don't have to call me that anymore. You don't work for me anymore." Blitzo says.
"Then why are they coming with us?" Loona asks with a slight smirk.
"Because -I -You," Blitzo says in a panic. "Because I need them." Blitzo says, avoiding eye contact.
"Are you admitting that we're?" Millie starts before being cut off by her husband.
"Freinds?" Moxie says with tears in his eyes.
"M-maybe!" Blitzo says as he turns his head.
"Yay!" Millie says before her, and Moxie tackled him with a hug.
"This doesn't mean I'm going to be sentimental all the time!" Blitzo says.
"That would feel illegal." Loona chuckles.
THE NEXT DAY~
Charlie's pov:
After dad helped rebuild the hotel he decided to move in so he could be a bigger part of my life. We built him his own office for all of his king duties, and then he got a room as well. I was at the bar talking to husk when I hear a knock at the door.
"OMIGOSH VAGGIEEEEE!" I yell to get her attention.
Which got everyone's attention. My dad and Vaggie came rushing, and everyone else followed behind.
"What's wrong?!" Vaggie and my dad say at the same time.
"Someone's at the doooooooorrrr!" I say excitedly.
"Okay, chill out. I got this." Vaggie says with a gentle hand on my shoulder.
My dad just sighed, sounding relived that nothing is wrong.
Vaggie opened the door to be met with three imps and a hellhound.
"Hi-" Vaggie starts.
"Hi, omigosh, you guys are our first imps and hellhound!" I say as I drag them into the hotel.
"Sweetheart, let's take it easy on them." Dad says as he looks down to the imps with a kind smile. (Omg, he is actually looking DOWN at someone for once 💀)
"Names, please?" Vaggie asks.
"Blitzo."
"Millie"
"Moxie"
"Loona. As in L-O-O-N-A, " Vaggie nods and writes it all down.
"Oh, and could Moxie and I share a room, we're married." Millie asks.
"No problem." Vaggie says.
"Okay, Blitzo room 26, Loona room 28, and you two can take room 30." Vaggie says.
No one's pov:
Vaggie looks over to Charlie, who looks like she's about to explode from excitement. Vaggie chuckles before asking, "Should we give them a tour?" Charlie nods excitedly.
"Oh, wait first," Vaggie says. "Let's introduce everyone." She says as she looks over to a bunch of people.
"Hi, I'm cherri." A girl with one eye says with a smile. Moxie noticed she had an Australian accent.
"Angel Dust, nice to meetcha'" Angel says from the bar.
"Like the famous porn star?" Blitzo asks.
"Yeah, that's me." Angel answers.
"I'm Husk." Husk says as he cleaned a wine glass.
"I'm Nifty! I clean!" A much smaller one-eyed girl says.
"And I'm Alastor. You may know me from my radio broadcast -" Alastor begins before being cut off.
"Don't feel bad if you haven't. Nobody really knows who he is." Lucifer adds. "I'm Lucifer, Charlie's dad." He says as he holds his hand out for Blitzo to shake. Blitzo takes it, surprised that the king of hell would want to shake hands with an imp.
"Now that we all know each other, why don't I show you too your rooms?" Vaggie asks.
"Okay!" Millie says.
'I really hope Stolas notices me trying.' Blitzo thought as he walked up the stairs towards the hotel rooms.
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Helluva Hotel! (Helluva boss and Hazbin hotel crossover)
FanfictionSo after recently watching both Hazbin Hotel and helluva boss I decided to look for some crossovers between the two, and there really aren't too many good ones. So here we are! After Blitzo went on his apology tour, he realized he needs to try to be...
