Inanimate Insanity Crybaby AU

Wheels on the Bus

!!DISCLAIMER!! there are slight edits in the story, the story as in I tweaked the lyrics a bit,,
I'm gonna try to use Fan's POV for most of the story

How do I start this? Another unforgiving year of torture. I'm sitting next to Lightbulb, she's talking a lot about something but I'm too tired to care, it was the first bus of the year after all and I didn't get a wink of real sleep. Today is going to be so fucking shitty. I looked out the window and stared at the cold outside, not like the metal of the bus was any warmer, why do they make us wear these uniforms during WINTER anyway? We should get to wear pants and sleeved dresses at the very least for the beginning of the year. I've always hated wearing dresses, and why is it puffier than last year??

"Uuuggh," I groan quietly, clearly not quietly enough because I notice that Lightbulb has stopped talking, I look at her staring at me and wince a little, ".. are you going to say anything?" I speak up and she begins to talk again.

"Fan, why'd you groan like that? Did I talk too much again?" She frowned, clearly disappointed.

"No, no! I was just thinking, really I was hardly even paying attention" I try to reassure her but realize how bad it sounds that I wasn't even trying to listen to her, "I-I'm sorry, Lightbulb, I'm just drained, it's the first day back and we're outcasts every year," I sulk and just as I'm about to continue reassuring her 2 of our classmates begin to shout at each other.

"Whadyu say to me punk?" Trophy, ugh, I hate that guy. At least he isn't weird to the girls like most of the jocks are, he's super homophobic about everything though, which is a bit funny to me considering the way he acts from time to time.

"I said, why don't you do something about it?!" Knife doesn't usually take attention away from the 'popular' kids, but this is one of those "rare" moments that he gets fed up with them, Trophy usually. I have no idea what they're fighting about this time, I just turn and whisper to Lightbulb,

"The fuck are they screaming for??" she shrugs and pulls out her headphones, along with the extra pair she always brings me, "thanks," I smile and she smiles back, who would think it could be fake? Just before I put the headphones on I hear a noise, I don't take them off, instead, I make the mistake of looking over.

"Oh, god damn it!" I quickly turn my head back and Lightbulb takes her headphones off for a second and taps me,

"What happened?" I take my headphones off just one of my ears and respond as calmly and quietly as possible,

"They're making out dude," she looks at me and raises an eyebrow at me, "It's getting steamy, eugh I wanted to throw up just saying that, blegh!" Why does the dumb bus driver never do anything about this shit? Freakin weirdo. God damn it, that's going to be in my head all day.

Eventually, the bus stops and everybody else gets off, me and Lightbulb like to wait for everybody to leave before we do, just a little thing we do y'know? As we get out I notice the bus driver trying to look at us, the nerve he has, he doesn't even try to hide it. I whisper to Lightbulb and we both bend down and give him the middle finger between our legs to throw him off just before skipping away with our arms locked, giggling slightly.

Heere we fuckin go I guess.

RGERJGRYEGRHGEHR foams at the mouth sorry its short filler is hard ANYWAYS DO WE LIKE IT CHAT and do we like the rlly vague foreshadowing???? I'll give a virtual treat to whoever can find the little foreshadowing crumbs 😈👅👅 also think of Fans POV as like a narrator that gives things away way too often, cuz he does <3