Cool School | Drew Pendous Shoots Up Cool School! | Fanfiction

Chapter 1

It's time for a brand new adventure of Drew Pendous and his mighty Pen Ultimate! In today's episode, Drew shoots up Cool School!.... Wait, what?

It was a normal Wednesday morning, and Drew got up, brushed his teeth, ate breakfast, and fed Hotdog! You know, his dog? He then got on the bus, but he was surprisingly tired today.
"Hey, Drew, what's wrong?" asked Ella. Drew just shrugged.

"Oh, nothing. Just a little bit tired." He yawned. He did not get enough sleep that day, but there was something else on his mind.

Drew got to class and had a seat. It was DEAR Day, so they got to read all day! But, Drew did not really feel like reading. No, he felt like going home and sleeping! He took out a normal pencil and drew in his doodle notebook, not paying attention to the story.

"And then, right before Briella reached the door, something caught her ankle, and- Drew, are you paying attention?" Ms. Booksy frowned at Drew. He snapped out of his daydream where he was in a competition for who could come up with the most punniest pun.

"Uh, yeah." Drew said, and when Ms. Booksy went back to reading her book, he went back to zoning out.

When Story Time was over, Drew got out of his seat and headed to the lunchroom. They were serving grilled cheese with tomato soup and root beer. Nice! But, the soup was kinda icky, because well, it was a school. What d'ya expect?

Anywho, while Drew was finally enjoying his time to relax and eat, Nikki came up to him.
"Hey, Drew. I have a favor to ask of you." She began. Drew paused his eating to listen to what Nikki had to ask.

"So, I ran out of paper and I can't find any more, and my computer is at home, so I was wondering if you could draw some paper for me with your Pen Ultim-"

"AAAAGH!!!" Drew groaned angrily. Nikki took a step back, surprised by his outburst.

"Um, Drew-?"
"BE QUIET NIKKI!!!" Drew snapped at her. Some people paused what they were doing to look at Drew. A dramatic sound effect played in the background.

"I'm tired of always drawing everything for everyone! Can't people just go to the fucking store and buy what they need?!" Drew continued his rant. It's crazy, because you wouldn't expect an 8 year old to swear. "I swear, I don't have infinite pen ink, you know! I can't keep doing this! I quit! I QUIT!!!" Drew whipped out his Pen Ultimate and drew an AK-47 and fired a few bullets. Kids screamed and ran around, and dramatic music played in the background. The alarms went off and kids tried running out of the school. Oh no, boys and girls. Drew Pendous is gonna shoot up Cool School!