Open in Hollywood Los Angeles as Vincent Eric Josh and Johnny were eating lunch at a restaurant as
Turtle walks in with a poster of Vince's new movie with Jessica alba
Turtle: Yo Vince, you need to sign this
Eric: Not Now, Turtle
Turtle: it's for Mary at Nike
You want her to shut down our shoe supply
(As Vince and Eric looked at each other)
Eric: You better sign it
Vince: I'd better sign it after lunch
(As Johnny was looking at the poster)
Johnny: Don't sign that Vince. They screwed it up they got your eye color
Wrong
Vince: it's black and white
Johnny: they look brown to me
Turtle: At least they didn't Fuck up your package
Josh: package what are you talking about the poster's a head shot
Turtle: I'm just saying shit happens
Josh: how would they mistake his dick for his head
Turtle: I heard Warren beatty sent back
300,000 one sheets for heaven can wait
Cause his dick looked too small in sweat pants
Johnny: guy's smart he looks out for his image
(As turtle sees two gorgeous female models headed this way )
Turtle: incoming yo check this out
Right here
(As he purposely dropped his keys on the ground)
Turtle: Oh excuse me you dropped these
Woman#1: hey Turtle hey Vince
Hey Josh
Woman#2: hey Eric
Eric: how you doing
Woman#1: you guys going to that
Motorola party tonight
Eric: No we can't we got Vince's premiere tonight
Vince: we're busy
Josh: sorry ladies
Woman#1: Oh my gosh that's right
Woman#2: why aren't we on the list
Turtle: (jokingly) Cause you're not hot enough
(As one of the woman flipped Turtle off
As they laughed )
Woman#1: good luck call us
(As the two women left)
Josh: definitely
Eric: see ya
Vince: bye wow
Johnny: how come nobody says hi to me
Eric: how come you don't say hello to them
Johnny: cause that ain't how it works
Asshole
Eric: oh yeah how's it work
Johnny: fucking models if they were any good they'd be working in New York
Eric: speaking of New York are we gonna go to that reunion or what
Vince: who cares the only people I talk to from high school are sitting at this table
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