THE SPEECH
[The episode starts at the school auditorium. A live-action human stands at the podium with a nameplate that reads "Superintendent Evil." He taps his fingers on the stage and stares out at the students and teachers in the room]
Superintendent Evil: Elmore Junior High. My name is Superintendent Evil.[Pronounced Eh-vil]Let me reassure you that I did not come to this school to break and rebuild you from the bottom up.[The students and teachers collectively sigh in relief]
Superintendent Evil: I came to break you.[The students and teachers gasp in fear]
Superintendent Evil: This school and its students are in breach of every conceivable rule, including the decency laws.[Sussie, who is poorly eating chicken legs, cries out sadly]
Superintendent Evil: This is going to change. Any questions...[Several students and teachers raise their hands]
Superintendent Evil: I will be severely punished regarding my authority.[The students and teachers quickly withdraw their hands]
Superintendent Evil: I am here to correct your outlandish behavior. Any questions...[Several students and teachers raise their hands]
Superintendent Evil: ...regarding my methods, I will also be severely punished.[The students and teachers quickly withdraw their hands]
Superintendent Evil: This school is diseased, and I'm the medicine. Any questions?
[Nobody speaks or moves until someone speaks surprising Evil]
Mysterious voice: I have a question for you, baldy.
[Everyone turns their heads to the sound of the voice. The auditorium doors were kicked to reveal someone whose face was covered by goggles, a hood, and a bandana.]
Mysterious Person: What kind of moron calls themselves Evil. Are you Evilg to be a supervillain or something?[Pronouncing it Ee-vl].
EVIL IS STOPPED
[The mysterious girl starts to walk towards the stage as the students she passes by whisper among themselves, wondering who she is]
Gumball: I know that annoying voice from somewhere. Maybe it was a party that we went to or something...I don't know what you think, Darwin.
[He turns his head to see that Darwin looks a little on edge, but Gumball doesn't seem to notice this]
Superintendent Evil: You know, young lady, it pronounced Eh-vil. Questioning my authority will lead to
Masked Girl: Whatever is still a stupid name for someone desperate to be the bad guy in this world. Just so you know, De Vil, I don't go to this school anymore since I was kicked out of this "Town."
[Evil continues to make threats to the girl who is still walking towards the stage of the auditorium, but his voice is being overcrowded by everyone muttering to themselves about why this girl is standing up to the superintendent]
[When the masked girl is on the stage, Evil looks intimidated by the girl with a fierce look under her goggles]
Masked Girl: What a going to do chrome dome, Gonna engage in a fistfight with us toons, or are you just all bark and no bite?
[She starts to crack her knuckles with Evil, now beginning to sweat bullets as he fails to intimate the girl.]
"Evil." (" In thou."t) What is with the girl? Does she know what she is trying to do?
[Then a phone starts to ring as everyone eyes except for the girl on Principal Brown whose phone is ringing. He then picks it up]
Principal Brown: Hello, this is Principal Brown.
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The Cancellation
Short StoryThe students of Elmore Junior High find their world turned upside down when the mysterious school superintendent comes to stamp out their cartoonish ways. Until a mysterious masked girl puts an end to his plans and exposes the real mastermind behind...