Insanity (Derp Ssundee Horror Story)

Pilot

Some of the Chapter Wrote by: MewMeee

(Think of this as a show lol :3)

~Derp's POV~

I lean my head outside the wooden door and listen to the water dripping in the distance. Imagining the sound as dripping blood from the stupid nurse, I smile to myself and head down the dark hallway.

Ian hasn't visited today...he usually visits me...did he forget me? No! I bet he did. Ian wouldn't forget me, I'm his brother! You killed people, he HATES you! No, that's not true!

The lights flicker on instantly andI cover my eyes due to the brightness. "Erg! I'm going to murder these lights!"

"You can't murder lights, they're inanimate objects you silly tomato!"

I turn around quickly to see a girl with chestnut brown hair and bright green eyes smiling at me like I'm her dinner.

"Um...who are you creepy little chick?" I ask her, cautiously backing up.

Her eyes widen in happiness and she steps closer to me.

"I'm Merp! You look delicious!" She jumps at me and I turn quickly to dodge her teeth from biting my flesh.

"And you look like a creepy cow...I'm going to run now." I turn around again and begin sprinting towards the nurses that I hate dearly.

But honestly at this moment they're my only saviors.

The nurse sees me running down the hallway, rolling her eyes she picks up a phone, her voice calls out through a speaker on the wall.

"There is no running in the halls, please slow down." She says, quickly hanging up the phone and going back to her work.

Avoiding everything she says, I run up to the desk and start ringing the bell viciously.

"What do you want?" She slams her hand on mine to keep me from ringing the bell.

"There is a crazy girl trying to eat me!" I scream in her ear.

"If you have any complaints, please write them down and place them in the complaint box." She sighs before pulling out a box with the word 'Complaints' on it.

I stare at the nurse like she was an idiot. "Go dig yourself a hole and die in it! A little girl is trying to eat m-"

"Come back you delicious fruit!" I turn to my right to see the girl charging at me.

"Ahh!" I jump onto the counter and kick at Merp as she tries to bite my feet.

The nurse, unaware of what's happening, begins to file her nails nonchalantly as if nothing is wrong.

"Uh, hello?" I wave my hand at the nurse but she turns around and picks up a bottle of nail polish and begins to color her nails a teal blue.

I sigh in frustration as I grab the nail polish from her and throw it at Merp.

It bounces off her head and she does a stupid thing. She walks over to grab the bottle.

I take this time to jump off the counter and run back towards my room. But I only get far enough before I hit someones chest.

"Oomfh!" I cry out as I look up to see....my brother...

"There you are Dood! I was looking everywhere for you." He holds his hand out for me, I take it.

"Ian, there's a girl trying to eat me!" I yell in blind panic.

"Maybe we should go to your room and sit down." Ian puts his arm around me before leading me to my room.