Oliver's mayhem

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SHORT STORY

Oliver and his sister go on a small hunt at the store for that Oreo cake they wanted to make miss circle

Oliver: alright Ellie we have everything we just need... Milk.

Ellie: *casually eating some oreos out of the packet*

Oliver: ELLIE!! WE HAVE TO PAY FOR THOSE—

Highway to hell by AC/DC starts playing on the radio in the store. Oliver grins as he picks up his sister and puts her into the cart and throws the Oreos in the cart and starts to zoom out of the store without paying for anything

Ellie: WEEEEEEE!!!

Oliver: I FORGOT MY WALLET I'M NOT PAYING FOR SHIT!

Store worker: HEY!! SECURITY!!

Oliver: HEHEHEHEHEH SUCK MY COCK BITCHES!!!

Ellie: *holding onto the Oreos and squealing and laughing* YIPEEE! THIS IS FUN!

The store worker quickly called for security as security hurried to the door but there was no trace of Oliver and his little sister Ellie

security: what is it ma'am

Store worker: a-a young man and a little girl ran off the store with the cart with unpaid items!

security: hm. I'll go check it out

Around an hour later. Oliver never got caught along with his six year old sister. Is the both of them got home and immediately got to work making the Oreo cake. They halfway made a mess in the kitchen. Oliver was mostly doing the work while Ellie either handed him items or counting eggs. Oliver managed to get the cake done in time before throwing it in the oven

Oliver: and now my little goober! We wait

Ellie: is mommy going to like it?

Oliver: trust me she will. She probably won't love the kitchen though.

Ellie: >:) I want to add a hello Kitty toy on top of it

Oliver: HAHAHAHA! no

Ellie: awww :( why not

Oliver: because I'm the oldest and I said so

Ellie: ur no fun!

Oliver: how is hello Kitty going to fit on a small ass cupcake??

Ellie: ermm. I CAN ADD CINNAMON ROLL!

Oliver: :) ......kys—

The door opened

Miss circle: what in the world happened to the kitchen!?!

Ellie: Oliver did it

Oliver: we're experimenting on something

Miss circle: by the time I get out the shower and this kitchen is not clean. I will tear each and every one of your internal organs out in swap them with your esophagus is that clear?

Oliver and Ellie: yes ma'am.

Miss circle: good ^^

Oliver: ...💀

Ellie: I still wanted to put hello Kitty on the cupcake >:[

Oliver: STFU ABOUT A HELLO KITTY!

Done pookies 🌸🤡

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