This will be funny.
"HELLO Y/N, HOW ARE YOU TODAY?" Papyrus yelled in your face when he noticed you were awake. The sound hurt your ears, but it also made you very very happy as it was his normal voice, full of passion as normal. You tell him you're feeling fine, especially seeing you woke up next to him.
"VERY GOOD TO KNOW. I AM VERY FLATTERED TO SEE YOU HAPPY. WHAT DO YOU WANT FOR BREAKFAST?". You go to answer but... "WAIT, DON'T TELL ME... SPAGHETTI?". You say yes very enthusiastically.
"WONDERFUL, I WILL NOW GO TO MAKE OUR PASTA!". He walks out of his room and yells to his brother. "SANS, YOU LAZYBONES, GET UP AND HELP ME COOK! YOU SPEND ALL THAT TIME WITH GRILLBY, SURELY YOU'VE LEARNED SOMETHING ABOUT COOKING EVEN WITHOUT UNDYNES COOKING LESSONS".
You want to go and help him, but he woke you up a little too early... 4am to be specific, and you're too tired to help. Perhaps he liked waking up early, he did seem like a morning person who would wake up around this time to train to be a royal guardsmen or to look around for humans. Maybe he thought this was around the time humans wandered around? Although, seeing you were a human it seemed unlikely he thought that... Unless the reason he woke you up too was because he thought you'd be waking up any minute.
Several minutes pass and Papyrus comes back into the room with a plate of pasta. The spaghetti is on a fork, and the fork is standing up horizontally with the pasta wrapped around it, it looked more like an art piece than actual food, but you decide to ignore that and eat it without letting your smile falter... Barely. Why? Because you love him, even if his cooking skills could use work, we had to be nice, it was Undyne after all teaching him.
"Y/N, DO YOU LIKE IT!!!???".
You lie and tell him yes. Being the utterly adorable gullible pile of bones he was, he had no doubt you were telling the truth.
"WOWEE, AMAZING! I'M GLAD YOU LIKE MY PASTA, UNDYNE HAS BEEN TEACHING ME! YOU SHOULD JOIN US SOME TIME!".
You agree.
"Y/N, I HAVE A QUESTION TO ASK YOU...".
You ask what it is.
"WHAT DOES Y/N MEAN? IS IT ALGREBRA? OR ARE Y AND N COMMON NUMBERS IN THE HUMAN WORLD AND THE / IS A DIVISION SIGN?".
You tell him it means "your name".
"AH, INTERESTING!... I DON'T LIKE IT... I WILL CALL YOU HUMAN, AFTER ALL THAT IS WHAT YOU ARE, NOT A "YOUR NAME"".
He's so adorable.
"RIGHT, NOW HUMAN, WE MUST DISCUSS...! A VERY IMPORTANT MATTER! I'M SURE YOU WILL BE ON MY SIDE OF THE DEBATE".
A debate? That sounds interesting, you wonder what it could be, trying to guess in your head. Then you remember instead of trying to guess you can just wait for him to answer, bloody moron.
"IT IS THE DEBATE... ON WHETHER PINEAPPLE BELONGS ON PIZZA!".
You ask him what bought that up.
"WELL, I WAS THINKING OF COOKING WHEN I WAS MAKING YOU BREAKFAST, AND WHEN I THINK OF COOKING I THINK OF FOOD, AND WHEN I THINK OF FOOD I THINK OF SPAGHETTI, WHICH MAKES ME THINK OF ITALY, AND ANOTHER ITALIAN FOOD IS PIZZA LEADING TO THE PINEAPPLE DEBATE".
You can tell that he's autistic. Wait, how could he be autistic? He's a skeleton, he doesn't have a brain!... Well, whatever. You've learned to just go with it at this point because of how crazy your life has become. There could be an alien invasion right now and you wouldn't bat an eye.
You tell him personally you don't like pineapple in general.
"NO WAY, WE HAVE SO MUCH IN COMMON! I DO NOT LIKE PINEAPPLE EITHER! HOWEVER I LOVE KIWI! I THINK KIWI SHOULD BE ON PIZZA, ITALIAN CLASSIC!".
You try not to shudder at the thought since you don't wanna make him upset. You don't like kiwi at all, but hey, differences are cute, everything about Papyrus was cute. Especially the fact he obviously didn't know what a classic was. Hell, did he even know what Italy was? Knowing him he probably thought Italy was a type of pasta.
You tell him that no matter how much he loves kiwi, you love him even more than that and peck a gentle kiss onto his cheekbone.
Wait, do cheeks have bones? Why did he have bones by the cheeks if there were none?... We're gonna ignore that!
"I LOVE YOU TOO HUMAN! I WOULD KISS YOU BACK, BUT I DO NOT HAVE LIPS".
Suddenly, greater dog barged in demanding cuddles, so did Sans, so did Undyne. Undyne wrestled greater dog "TOBY GET BACK! THEY'RE HAVING A ROMANTIC MOMENT! IF YOU BARGE IN NOW, THE READER WILL FIGURE OUT WE'RE SENTIENT!". Undyne looks at you. Then she pulls of her mask to reveal me, the author.
"Damn it Undyne, if you'd just not said that in front of the reader they could have initiated the date sequence! That's the only reason they're here! You ruined the fanfiction!" Papyrus complained.
"Well, not really much point in calling me Undyne anymore, I give up, I quit. I am sick and tired of writing in full caps when my computer doesn't have caps lock". Undyne (?) left. Sans removed their mask revealing Charlie, if you're the person this fanfic was made for you know who that is. Greater dog is still Toby Fox, somehow he got into the fanfiction because he disapproved of the idea of Papyrus dating the player seriously.
You're angry because your fanfiction was ruined.
Then you wonder who's behind Papyrus' mask. You gently take off the bone mask, it's Lily.
"Good thing this doesn't require voice acting!... Heh, if Papyrus has so many bones I wonder if he has a boner".
Your asexual fictoromantic ass dies of embarrassment. Lily and I make Nagito lean over your unconscious body like he did Hajime before throwing a microwave at you and yelling "bombs away!". It actually explodes. Everyone dies but Toby, who lays there and does nothing but bark code for the game.
