life moments with One Direction

No Fucking Golf.

Louis asked Freddie if he wanted to kick a football around the yard. Freddie shook his head saying no dad, I want to play golf because Uncle Niall taught me and told me you aren't calming enough to play golf. So no dad no kicking the football. Louis looked at his son in shock, he felt his forehead to make sure he wasn't sick. He sighed, told Freddie to listen here golf is so boring and for lazy people. Freddie shouted no dad golf is not boring nor for lazy people. Louis sighed saying Freddie you are not playing golf because it is like an avocado trying to be trending and annoying at the same time. Also just like your uncle Niel, trying to keep up with the trends. So we are going to play football or nothing at all. Freddie honestly looked like he was trying not to laugh and said I like watching golf but I hate playing it. Uncle Niall told me to tell you this while I was on the phone the whole time listening to your rant about golf. Freddie was scared to look at his dad, but he heard his dad shout out Fuck you Niel don't try to brainwash my son about golf again. Niall replied saying okay okay lewis. And then hung up the phone. After that stressful talk with Freddie he needed a smoke. They kicked the football around for hours until it was dinner time, they ate dinner which was pizza, he sent Freddie to bed after showering and brushing his teeth. Then he went to bed, he woke up in the middle of the night because he had a nightmare where he was a golfer. He sent a text to saying Fuck you for giving me golf nightmares. And he didn't have hazza to give him cuddles after his nightmare because he was on tour. He is going to have tell harry to confront Niall about or he might strangle Niall.