despicable love (minion x reader)

yellow men😜

I made the dreary walk to the bank with my head hung low. life was grey and boring without greg. Ever since he was locked up during his trial for murder, our relationship got rocky. Our contact was limited. I didn't know if I could carry this on for another 20 something years... He already confessed to me that he killed that mcdonalds worker the night it happened. And since he is an actual homosapien monkey peanut tablet kid hybrid with an IQ of 3, I knew he'd end up being found guilty...😞😔😔😭😭

Every day since his trial started, I lied in my bed dreaming about the day we would meet again.

I slowly made my way to the bank. I heard street cars and the cacophony of the city. I was oh so oversimulated by all the sights and sounds since I have depression anxiety DID schizophrenia borderline personality disordet bipolar disorder PTSD and like 23 othet mental illnesses im so messed up...💔💔💔😰😰😭😈😈😈

When I stepped through the revolving doors to the bank, the cool air struck me. It relieved me from the hot outdoor air. I stepped into the long line. I needed to check if I had enough money to bail out greg. I couldnt check through my phone since I only have a leapfrog tablet that wont let me download banking apps💔💔💔

I waited for what seemed like hours, until I heard a crash somewhere🤯🤯🤯 Out of nowhere, small yellow critters ran in and crowded the building. They wore black glives and overalls. They also had clunky goggles over their oddly shapen eyes. I'd be lying if I said they weren't hot... A large bald man followed behind them. He wore all black and an odd scarf. He yelled out instructions and threats. "yall better sit down with yo hands up fr fr," he shouted.

Fear rushed over me as they tied up the bank workers. Was I next? I tried to run to leave the bank, until I ran into a tall figure.

There was anither yellow guy at the door. But unlike the others, he only wore jeans, so I could see his glistening 85 pack. He also had a as jawline sharp as a knife. And his hands, oh his hands... they clearly lifted very heavy things. His arms were not so muscular as his hands, telling me that he could lift things with his fingers. He also had a level 378578 gyatt and was 7'5! I also just have this thing for guys with jaundice. Greg has it, and the robbers seem to also. I hated to admit it, but he was much hotter than greg.😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍

I stumbled away, but his swole hands grabbed my arms. "hope I didn't startle a cutie like you," he whispered. I was so flattered. I muttered, "hot guy big juicy abs yum yum yum" He chuckled. "Well hey, I've got some work to do here. Why don't we get talking tonight at the jazz club? Meet me there at 9PM," he flirted. I was so dazed, I didn't notice he had let me go and run off to aid the heist.

I stumbled out of the chaos and outside. I made my way back to my apartment, thinking about that guys offer. What would greg think? I must stay loyal... but that guy was irresistible. Maybe just one date. And greg will never have to know.