We open with a shot of KeeKee asleep on the sofa, with Charlie, Vaggie, Y/N, and Razzle & Dazzle putting up a banner that reads "Happy first week, Sir Pentious!"
CHARLIE: That looks perfect! Aah! I am so excited that Sir Pentious is staying at the hotel!
VAGGIE: Um, Pentious was just trying to take over the city with his weird steampunk bullshit a few days ago.
Y/N: Just another normal day in Hell.
CHARLIE: Well, I haven't seen him try to pull any of that here.
Sir Pentious comes in, rolling in a new machine that his Egg Boiz is sitting on.
Y/N: Sppok too soon, Charles.
VAGGIE: What the hell is that?
SIR PENTIOUS: Oh, hello, purple female. It's my new invention, the Skin Flayer 11,000! I'm really looking forward to shooting the other residents.
CHARLIE: What? Why?
SIR PENTIOUS: Everyone is being too nice. Obviously it must be a lie. I can sense that they are planning to kill me, but when? How? I must be prepared! Ooh, the new parts of my machine are here.
Odette and Clara come in, wheeling in boxes of weapons. Pentious runs over to them.
Odette holds out a clipboard.
ODETTE: Sign, please.
Sir Pentious signs the clipboard while Clara wheels in the boxes.
ODETTE: Thank you for your business. Enjoy your Carmine purchase.
Odette and Carla notice Y/N in the room. Both of them form sly smiles and bedrooms. Y/N smiled nervously and waved at them.
Y/N: Hello, Odette. Carla. Good to see you two again.
ODETTE AND CARLA (FLIRTY): Hey, Y/N.
Odette and Clara walked out of the lobby while Charlie and Vaggie looked at the two female demons with annoying looks on their faces.
Sir Pentious takes the crate full of parts and weapons for his machine. As he slithers back, Vaggie realizes whom he's buying from.
VAGGIE: Carmine? As in, Carmilla Carmine? You are buying parts from an overlord?
SIR PENTIOUS: Uh, of course. She's the top weapons dealer in Hell.
VAGGIE: Okay, well that stops right now.
Vaggie takes Pentious's boxes away.
SIR PENTIOUS: Hey!
VAGGIE: You absolutely cannot build weapons in this hotel. No one is trying to kill you. People are being nice because they want you to feel welcome.
Sir Pentious looks at Vaggie with a wry expression. He peeks over his machine to scowl at the other residents and workers.
The camera pans to Husk downing a bottle in the bar, who flips off Sir Pentious.
Angel Dust, standing near the bar on his phone, does the same.
Niffty, who is dusting a corner of the wall, looks at him and does a sinister-sounding giggle.
SIR PENTIOUS: Hmm, I have my doubts.
VAGGIE: Well, it's true. You have to trust us.
SIR PENTIOUS: But I don't.
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One Hell of A Home (Male Hellhound Reader x Hazbin Hotel/Helluva Boss) Season 1
FanfictionIn search of a new place to stay and a new job after moving on, a hell-born will not only fight for himself but his home and the people he cares about. Sets in the pilots and first seasons of Hazbin Boss and Helluva Boss.
