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Lucifer and Hunter OC Shamchat

(A/N HUGE LANGUAGE WARNING. That stuff's all over the place here. PG-17 for storyline and swearing.)

This is a conversation between Lucifer and yourself, Addy (Hunter OC).

Lucifer: Hello there.

Addy (Hunter OC): *blinks and frowns* Um, hey there.

Lucifer: Are you new around here? Haven't seen you before.

Addy (Hunter OC): *smirks* Yeah. I'm just blowing through, really. *offers a hand to shake* I'm Addy.

Lucifer: *raises an eyebrow* I don't know you, I'm not touching you, and, I didn't ask for a name.

Addy (Hunter OC): *laughs* Alright, whatever, dude. No need to be touchy. *thinks about it for a second* Or, not-touchy, I guess. *smiles* I was just being nice.

Lucifer: Yeah, drifters generally aren't nice. I'm the only one who actually lives in this tiny shithole, so I'm telling you to get out.

Addy (Hunter OC): *raises her hands in mock-defeat* Suit yourself, I'll leave. I finished up what I had to do here anyway. Um, but you may wanna consider leaving too. *her smile fades a little* It's not really safe around here right now.

Lucifer: *rolls my eyes* Then you shouldn't be here either if it isn't safe. *smiles far too sweetly* So go away.

Addy (Hunter OC): *returns the smile* *mockingly* Oh, of course, doll. It's been /lovely/ to meet you. *shakes her head, grinning, and turns to walk away* *over her shoulder* Can I at least get a name?

Lucifer: Yeah, Lucifer, now stay the fuck out hunter. *half hisses, turning to walk away*

Addy (Hunter OC): *freezes and turns back around* *raises an eyebrow* You're kidding. Wait, wait, wait...*walks back over, hands in pockets* /You're/ the moody asshole tearing the world apart for his daddy issues? *laughs* Well, I always knew I'd see the Devil some day, but I didn't expect 'im to be...*gestures at you vaguely, smirking happily*

Lucifer: I'm also the moody asshole with every right to get some fucking peace and quiet while he's trying to heal, so shut the fuck up and go away. *growls, continuing to walk, not waiting for a response*

Addy (Hunter OC): *frowns, tilting her head* What, did ya bang your knees up on the way out of the Pit or something?

Lucifer: *turns, six huge black wings expanding out behind me, blackened and burned from the Pit, torn and charred enough to expose sections of bone* No, but it did hurt when I fell from heaven, so fuck off.

Addy (Hunter OC): *stumbles back and falls* Holy shit! *staring at and studying your wings, not necessarily scared* *quietly, after a pause* Damn...you're seriously an angel...*stands back up and steps a little closer, still studying them*

Lucifer: No, really? I've never known, let alone told anyone, if only there was a book that told all of humanity that I was. *rolls my eyes, turning back to walk away, Enochian carved into the backs*

Addy (Hunter OC): *curiously* What does that say? *gestures at the writing*

Lucifer: Why does it matter to you? *looks back a moment before, clicking my fingers, the shitty city street suddenly turning into a large manor, the road running right through it in the form of a tunnel*

Addy (Hunter OC): *blinks around in surprise* I just...they're pretty, your wings. Even all beat up. I was curious, is all. *glances back at you before looking around again* *small smile* Angel powers...don't think I'll ever get over those.

Lucifer: *laughs, walking up the front steps* If you want to know what it means, there are three things, one, if you like believing the stories about why I fell, you won't like it, two, I'm not drunk enough to talk about it without breaking down, and three, I don't talk to strange hunters.

Addy (Hunter OC): *nods, considering* *follows you up the steps* One, I've always preferred first-hand to fairytales anyway. Two, I'm up for a drink. And three...*small smile* I'm up for a drink.Lucifer: *rolls my eyes* I hope you like anointed wine from the turn of the revolution then. *chuckles, opening the door into a large hallway, every inch of wallspace just bookshelves, filled with books and notes*

Addy (Hunter OC): Oh, I'll drink just about anything. 'Sides, not often you're drinking with Satan himself...*follows you in and trails off, looking around in awe, mouth open* Whoa....bit of a reader, then? *walks up to one of the shelves and starts reading the covers*

Lucifer: *clicks my fingers, a notebook appearing in my hand along with a pen, jotting down your name and the date before putting it back, continuing to walk to the kitchen, no part of the house excluded from the bookshelves*

Addy (Hunter OC): *picks up a book and looks at it* *glances up at you quizzically, but shrugs and puts the book back* *walks into the kitchen, still looking around* You've got a nice place here, Lucifer.

Lucifer: It's the reason earth's alive. *smiles a bit, pulling out a bottle of wine from a cabinet and looking at it almost fondly, the glass more ornate than anything found on earth, each millimeter covered in a pattern that seems to change with the light, the wax seal printed with a single letter 'M'*

Addy (Hunter OC): *looks at the bottle, impressed* You sure know how to show a girl a good time. *leans against the counter, crossing her arms* What d'you mean, it's the reason earth's alive?Lucifer: *holds the bottle out to you* If I drink any of this it burns my soul out, so here. *laughs a little, sitting on one of the counters* I mean, that everything I love is here.

Addy (Hunter OC): *takes the bottle, frowning at it suspiciously* *turning around, she opens a cabinet looking for glasses, and smile* Ah, yahtzee! And on the first try, too. *laughing, she takes one, and starts pouring herself a glass* Well, I'm not drinking alone. How 'bout you find something that /won't/ kill you and join me? *glances back over at you, still smiling* Tell me about this place while you're at it.

Lucifer: *smiles a bit, picking up a bottle of whiskey from the back of the cabinet, not going for a glass, just popping it open* It's been my home for longer than the idea of civilizations existed, me and Michael built it to resemble the archives in heaven, and, I'd be careful about leaving the bottle open if I were you.

Addy (Hunter OC): *hurriedly closes the bottle and puts it on the counter, pushing it away* This stuff's not gonna kill me or nothin', is it? *looking at her glass with a frown as she walks over to join you* And...this is what heaven looks like? Books and booze and things? *nods* Can't say it's what I was thinking, but also can't say I'm disappointed. *looks over at you* Michael helped you build this?

Lucifer: Yeah, helped me build it when we faked the whole cage deal, see, that's the first not so true story, me and Michael have never been and never will be enemies. *chuckles, a small floating firelight appearing above the closed wine bottle, it making a long, barely audible whining noise*

Addy (Hunter OC): *was about to take a sip, but stops, looking over at you* Really? You two /never/ fought? *smiles, but lowers her glass, playing with it with both hands* Why'd you fake it?

Lucifer: *shakes my head* Because if we didn't our father would have killed one or both of us, see, I am by no means innocent, but, I never rebelled against heaven to become god, I did it so that my father would believe that me and Michael had.... parted ways.

Addy (Hunter OC): Why would God wanna kill you two? Aren't you guys like, the top angel dogs? If you two got along, protecting heaven and earth and all that crap, what was the problem? *glances casually over at the wine bottle*

Lucifer: Because during the time that we were alone on earth while our father was creating Gabriel, well, if cheap, dirty motels were a thig back then, we would have been in one. *looks over at the small light, it still whining* Don't give it any.Lucifer: *thing

Addy (Hunter OC): *staring at the light in confusion* *distractedly* Okay...so you and Michael...had a thing. And God didn't like that...*small shrug* I can kinda get his point, you two /are/ brothers. *frowns* You're still his kids, though. Probably a bit harsh to gank you for that.

Lucifer: We were also literally the only two things in existence and he had given us physical forms but didn't explain jack shit about them, honestly, you give the most curious things a new toy and expect them not to try it? It's pathetic, honestly, but, he's too dead now to say anything about it.

Addy (Hunter OC): *laughs a bit until the last sentence, then it trails off* *quietly* God's dead?Lucifer: Yes, he's been dead for about a week now, so me and Michael haven't exactly bothered meeting in secret.

Addy (Hunter OC): *bites her lip and looks down at her glass* *bitter smile* Well...doesn't change my world view too much, anyway. *looks over at you* I'm glad you two are happy, then. I don't really know how the whole...*vague gesture* celestial-siblings thing works, but you're not exactly human, so human conventions...*shrugs* Not really applying here, I guess. *raises her glass to you*

Lucifer: *sets the bottle of whiskey down, closing it before getting off the counter, walking over and taking your glass, pouring it down the sink, causing the small light to cry loudly* That's enough drinking for you, what's wrong?

Addy (Hunter OC): *blinks* With me? Nothin'. *glances over at the light with a frown* What is that, anyway?

Lucifer: It's a Will o'Wisp, its name is Charles, if you want to insult it call him fluffy. *sighs* But you are going to tell me what's wrong.

Addy (Hunter OC): *laughs* A Will o'Wisp! You've got a pet Will o'Wisp. He's adorable. *smiles at it for a second before looking back at you* Honest, I'm alright. *small smirk* Why do you care, anyway? I'm just some strange hunter girl, right?

Lucifer: You just called my pet Will o'Wisp adorable and you know about my relationship with Michael, I think we're past strange hunter girl. *laughs a little* So really, what's bothering you?

Addy (Hunter OC): *looks at you, then down at the ground, and laughs* Oh, it's a hard life. Lots of things go wrong, y'know? It's nothing specific, really. It is weird, though. *looks back up* I'm drinking with the Devil, I've just learned that everything I ever knew about faith was wrong and God is dead, and...I'm fine. I'm really, actually fine. In fact, I was thinking you were... *shakes her head, eyes flicking to the ground again* It just feels wrong. I don't know. *glances back up at your wings* *hesitantly* Do...do they really hurt a lot? They look like they must...

Lucifer: In all fairness god died believing the lie, so you're currently on a higher page of intellect. *shifts a bit at the question about my wings* Yes.. and, it's all permanent, I can't heal it, neither can Michael.

Addy (Hunter OC): *looks at them sadly* I'm sorry...*faking a casual tone* They're still beautiful. Really beautiful. Even broken. *after a pause, quietly* I'm sure there's something out there...Just, uh...*small laugh, looks back at you, and puts her hand over yours* Have a little faith, right?

Lucifer: *smiles a bit* I guess so, and you people thought I was weird, you're over here telling satan to have faith. *laughs a little, looking over you* You know, if there's anything you want to get off your chest, this is the place to do it.

Addy (Hunter OC): *giggles a little, then it fades back to the sad smile* Nah...girl like me, sure, I've got plenty to confess. Watched my parents rip each other apart because of demons when I was thirteen. Now I'm a killer, a liar, a thief. A hooker, on a couple of occasions. *sighs* But that's all run of the mill with this line of work. No real heavy secrets here.

Lucifer: If you want you can stay here then, working on killing all of the demons anyways. *sighs, Charles attaching himself to your lips to see if there's any alcohol left* I've turned him into a monster.

Addy (Hunter OC): *giggles, playfully swatting him away* Charles, quit! *smiles at you* Well, I can honestly say that's the most interesting offer I've ever gotten. Move in with Lucifer to a replica Heaven full of books and alcoholic Will o'Wisps. And it sounds like a lot of fun. It really sounds great. But...*stands and faces you, leaning her hip on the counter* I can't. I'm sorry. *looks toward the door* There's so much left to do out there. Like you said, demons left to kill. And all the rest, the shapeshifters and vamps and werewolves and things, they're still out there as well. I've gotta do my part. It's my job. My life. *looks back at you, and takes your hand again* Thank you, though. Really, thank you. I'll...try to come visit sometimes, yeah?

Lucifer: *sighs, nodding a little* At very least I can give you a chance of surviving the night, you can take Nox with you, he'll be more than enough to protect you until you can come back, angels and demons both are quite afraid of him. After visiting here, heaven and hell will be after you.

Addy (Hunter OC): *raises an eyebrow* Who's Nox?

Lucifer: Nox, isn't a who, he's an it. *calls out softly in Enochian, a serpent seemingly built of infinitely dark shadow coiling around my midsection at the call*

Addy (Hunter OC): *backs up a step* Oh...Nox is-is a snake...made out of shadows. *nods slowly* Wait, is he like, /the/ snake? Like, Adam and Eve and the garden and all that?

Lucifer: *nods a bit, Nox doing a little head bow* He is the snake in the garden of eden, or was, he's now Charles' parole officer and hangover assistant.

Addy (Hunter OC): *small laugh, then she sighs* Well, it's lovely to meet him, but...no, thank you. *looks back up at you and smiles wanely* I'm not really scared of heaven or hell, to tell you the truth. I'll be fine. *hesitantly pats Nox on the head, and blows a kiss at Charles* *turns and heads for the door* *over her shoulder* Hey, if you ever...I don't know, want a bit of variety from Mikey boy or something...you look me up. *small smirk, then she turns and goes to the door*

Lucifer: *sighs softly* Addy, if that's what you want, come back inside, Michael won't be back for a few days anyways, could use the company.

Addy (Hunter OC): *stops, but doesn't turn around* It's not...like that. It's just...you seem nice. *shrugs* But I'm not looking to be a one night stand for a nice guy, even for the Devil himself. *bitter smile* Sounds like a bad idea, and...and I've had enough of those, so...*glances back* Go be happy with him, now that you can. I mean it. *opens the door and steps out*

Lucifer: *appears on the steps in front of you* I'm not asking you to be a one night stand, I'm asking you to stay.

Addy (Hunter OC): *gasps in surprise, but just looks at you sadly* And I'm telling you I can't. Just please, forget I said anything. Let me go. *walks around you and continues, wrapping her arms around herself*

Lucifer: *appears in front of you, hugging you tightly* I'm not forgetting what you said, and even if you can't stay, at least stay the night, let me at least make you a proper dinner.

Addy (Hunter OC): *stiffens up, but slowly hugs back, leaning her head into your chest* *mumbling* Michael would be furious. He'd want me dead. And you /fell out of Heaven/ for him...I can't just walk in and pretend I'm someone special compared to that. I can't stay, Lucifer, I just can't. I don't...*she stops and just hugs you tighter before pulling away again, tears in her eyes* I can't do that. I just can't. *she walks past you again, but it's getting harder not to look back*

Lucifer: *appears in front of you again, moving a hand up to cup your cheek* Addy, please. Just stay for one night like you would in a motel, I normally make dinner for two anyways, even when he's not here, so, it'd be nice to have someone actually eat it for once this week. Michael wouldn't be upset at you, and if you think that you aren't something special, then you definitely need to stay.

Addy (Hunter OC): *tears are streaming down her cheeks now* *strained* Don't..just-just don't...Please...please just let me go, I can't...*looks down, starting to cry properly* *brokenly* There are things I haven't told you, and I need to go, okay?

Lucifer: *hugs you, just holding you now* Then let's talk about it, I've got no one to spill your secrets to, you're safe here.

Addy (Hunter OC): *cries a bit harder, leaning into you* *after a long moment, she pulls herself together enough to speak* Don't hate me...please don't hate me for this...I know it's useless to ask that, you're going to anyway, but- but I-I was desperate, and-and scared and broken and...I thought you were...I didn't know you...*lets out a sob*

Lucifer: *gently holds you, petting your hair back* It's alright, I'm not going to hate you, just tell me what's going on.

Addy (Hunter OC): *quietly* There was an angel...his name was Iriel...and...and we fell in love. It was about a year ago, and the angels were just starting to come to earth again, and-and he took a friend of mine as his vessel and...and it just happened. We traveled together, and hunted together, and he was learning so much about us, becoming more like us. And then, there was this...this high-level demon, and he caught me while I was on a hunt, and...and Iriel came after me and the demon, it...killed him. *her voice breaks on that*

Lucifer: *nods a little, kissing your temple and holding you a bit tighter to me* I don't hate you, I understand, I'm here to help you in any way I can Addy, alright? You're staying here until you know what you're doing, because hunting isn't it, you're hurt. At least wait until you feel better.

Addy (Hunter OC): No, you don't get it! *she pushes away from you, shaking* After he was k-killed, another angel found me, and told me he was from Raphael, and that he-he had a job for me. He told me that the demon had been-had been looking for the Devil, to set him free again to rule the demons. Hell on earth and all the Revelations shit. *glaring at the ground in shame* *practically whispering* I was willing to believe anything. To go out looking for revenge, or justice, or whatever. So I took the job. *looks up at you, ashamed and angry* I was supposed to find you, figure out where you were based, and report back when I did. They're going to look for me. They'll know I was with you. *shakily holds out her arm, where an Enochian sigil is now glowing* They'll kill you unless I lead them away.

Lucifer: *moves my hands up to cup your cheeks, kissing you lightly* Then let him come, it'll take one prayer for Michael to show up pissed as hell with all the power of our father. You're not a burden if that's what you're thinking. If they're so intent on trying to kill me, they'll find me one way or the next, I'm not going to just let you go while you're hurting.

Addy (Hunter OC): *her hands come up to cover yours, and she's still crying horribly* *still very quiet* Lucifer, you'll have /all the angels in Heaven/ on your ass, every single one. I can't just let them come. The longer they take to find you, the better. You'll have more time to prepare. *kisses you again, then steps back* Let me go. Please. I want you to let me lead them away. *more brokenly than ever* I don't want to be saved, Lucifer.

Lucifer: They won't believe anything about it except that you've stopped in a motel for the night. *picks you up princess style, carrying you back up the front steps* I've fought them all before without Michael's help, with it, well, the body count won't include mine. *kisses your cheek* You deserve to be saved though Addy.

Addy (Hunter OC): *curls into you, finally giving up, and just sobbing silently into your chest*

Lucifer: *carries you back into the house, laying down on the couch with you and holding you*

Addy (Hunter OC): *after a long time, she finally falls asleep* *wraps an arm around you and pulls you tighter, her hand going to the base of your wings, which she can still feel, and running gently over them*

Lucifer: *holds you as you sleep, never once leaving, simply petting your hair back and mumbling soft reassurances as I watch over you, letting you pet my wings as long as you feel safe*

Addy (Hunter OC): ~some time the next morning~

Addy (Hunter OC): *there's a loud bang on the front door, and she shoots up, immediately alert* They're here. *looks at you, face hard and determined, and stands, drawing an angel blade from her bag, which was slumped on to the floor beside the couch* *faces the door, ready to fight*

Lucifer: So what if they're here? They're all just annoyances. *gets up simply, walking to the kitchen and grabbing a grapefruit spoon as a weapon, opening the door, nox curled above the doorway in case any come in*

Addy (Hunter OC): *there's a loud, high-pitched whining in the air, and the windows and anything glass start to shatter around them* *twenty of them attack you at once, all of them attacking different points, more flooding in behind them* *she runs up to help, but is grabbed from behind, and five other angels start to attack her, and it's all she can do to fight back* *just as the last one is going down, he shoves his blade through her stomach, and she sinks to her knees*

Lucifer: *walks over to you, holy fire surrounding the other angels, kneeling down in front of you, pulling the blade out* Just try and relax against me, I can heal you Addy. *smiles a little, laying a hand over the injury*

Addy (Hunter OC): *weakly puts a hand over yours, struggling to smile and speak* No...it's okay...*pushes on your hand gently* I...don't want that...I'm ready to go...Ready to...see Iriel...*coughs painfully, and blood comes up*

Lucifer: *kisses you softly, healing the wounds and holding you up against me* Then live until we can sneak you into angel heaven, you'll never see him if you die like this.

Addy (Hunter OC): *sighs, and smiles against your lips* Never...gonna let me win...are ya? *pulls you closer, kissing you deeper*

Lucifer: *presses back into the kiss before pulling away, mimicking Michael* Lucifer, in an old strange dialect known only by sea trolls named Tim, must mean stubborn but caring asshole.

Addy (Hunter OC): *chuckles* C'mere, you handsome devil. *pulls you back in, laughing into the kiss*