Fandom Short Stories

(BFDI) Trying to Survive

Warning: BFB ending spoilers, sexual references, foul language

Categories: crackstory, shipping

This story was also unplanned, like my mom's pregnancy with me.

Leafy and Firey, after traveling the waters for weeks, have yet to find land and the island of their dreams.

They've managed to prevent any accidents from happening so far, having yoyleberries in hand, but today, Firey woke up gloomy.

Leafy was already awake, eating leftover cake that Flower had given them before they sailed away. Even though the cake was rotten by now, it didn't deter her from taking more bites of it.

"You up Firey?" Leafy asked gleefully.

Firey groaned while rising from the hard wood floor, "Yup, yeah. I'm up."

Leafy grabbed the bag of yoyleberries and shook them in front of Firey, urging him to grab one.

"No Leafy- I don't wanna take one right now."

"What?" Leafy frowned, "Why not? Are you feeling okay?"

"My head's hurting right now, if I eat another yoyleberry I might throw up; I hate having to eat those things."

Leafy tilted her head, "I thought you loved yoyleberries, you've been eating them every day since we left the island."

"And what else have we been doing since we left the island?"

Leafy and Firey stare at each other.

"Sex, Leafy, we've been having sex."

"Oh yeah."

"Yeah, and I don't feel like fucking right now, so I'm not gonna eat that yoyleberry until I really have to."

"We didn't use those yoyleberries only for fucking!"

"Leafy, the boat is fireproof and there's enough room so that we don't have to touch each other, what else did we even need yoyleberries for?"

"In case we fall off the boat! Or, I don't know, we get a leak? Or if our boat gets destroyed by a giant rocket! Anything can happen out at sea, so we have to be prepared- Just eat the damn yoyleberry Firey!"

Leafy grabs one of the yoyleberries from the bag and tries to push it into Firey's mouth. Firey dodges Leafy's hand, rebutting.

"Leafy stop it! You're gonna burn yourself!" Firey continues to evade Leafy's hand, scooting away from her.

Leafy doesn't listen, instead doubling down and leaping on Firey in an attempt to stick the yoyleberry in his mouth easier. Completely backfires, as she burns and crumbles into ashes before him.

"Dammit Leafy not again!" Firey stands up on the boat, "Flower might as well recover us every day if she keeps this up!"

The tides quickly picks up, knocking Firey off of his feet. He thumps to the ground, where he sees a small leak in the boat's floor. He tries to patch up the leak with an empty bag, but instead, the floor starts to cave in. Firey, in a panic, searches things to fill the hole with, causing the floor to collapse quicker. 

Firey falls in the hole, dissolving into nothing but a bit of steam.

"Guys, this is like the 20th time." Flower stares at the two, disappointed after recovering them. They both stare at the ground in shame.

"How'd you die this time? There was enough yoyleberries in there to last years! You didn't need to resort to condoms or anything!"