||~Helluva Boss Pilot~||

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The scene opens with a shot of Imp City  that slowly zooms in on the I.M.P building . The sound of the busy streets can be heard in the background. The scene transitions to a closed door labeled "IMP Headquarters", with a crude sign made from a sheet of notebook paper that reads, "Meeting in progress" with a smiley face drawn next to it. The light flickers as the camera zooms in on the door. Inside, Blitzø is walking in front a whiteboard on the wall as he lectures his employees.

"Alright. Now, I know business has been... a bit slow lately, yes." "It's no one's fault, okay? I'm not naming any names here.. Moxxie. Blitzø says as he looks at Moxxie and Moxxie gives him an incredulous look in response.

"Now, does anyone have... any bright ideas on how we can get business drummin' up again?"

Millie's eyes sparkle as she raises her hand. "What about a car wash?"

"This is Hell, Millie. No one cares about cars being clean here, okay?" Blitzø thinks for a second* "Wh- Ooh! What about a billboard?"

He waves his hands with an enthusiastic flair as sparkles fly out.

Moxxie rolls his eyes. "We can't afford a billboard, sir."

Blitz wraps his arm over Moxxie's shoulder. "Helpful, Moxxie." "Really glad you're in the room right now." Blitz pushes Moxxie away. "Have you guys forgotten what service we provide?"

Blitzo turns on a TV that shows the I.M.P. crew brutally murdering people from the overworld as they are paid to do. Blitzo whacks a man in the face with a mallet, Moxxie is blown away firing a shotgun through the mouth of a man tied to a chair, Loona swings a man back and forth in her mouth, Y/N is seen viciously tearing at someone's insides while Demar ties their family to watch their loved one get killed, and Millie decapitates someone with a harpoon and laughs. Then, it zooms out to everyone watching the TV, with Loona, Millie, and Blitzo eating popcorn.

"Ahh, those were the good times." Blitzø says as M/n nods in agreement as Demar just gives a thumbs up.

"I don't need any reminding, sir." "Considering you blew most of our salaries on an obnoxious TV ad last week." "One that you then additionally paid to have run for a full three hours on a channel... nobody watches." Moxxie responds.

"Uh, hey. Excuse me? What's "obnoxious" about a super-fun jingle, alright? It's a fun distraction when an advertisement's spittin' bullshit!" Blitz's says as he walks around the meeting room.

"People love musicals, sir." Millie states.

"Exactly, Millie! And we're basically doin' a musical. Blitz says as he imitates jazz using his hands. Are you gonna crush my musical theatre dreams like did?"

"Sir--" Moxxie tries to speak but get's cut off by Blitzø.

 "Cause, right now?" "All I see is just my dad's asshole talking to me! Crushing my dreams of being who I truly am inside." Blitzø  says as if he was in a depressing action movie though M/n just pats his shoulder.

"Are you tryin' to crush his dreams, Moxxie?"  Millie questions as she raises one of her eyebrows.

"I-- What?" Moxxie asks.

 "I thought I knew you." Millie says flirtatiously.

She playfully sticks her tongue out at him as Moxxie blushes and rolls his eyes affectionately.

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