The girls were sitting in the bedroom in the bay window I hadn't gotten there yet they were wondering if either one of them had any money while of course Maya never did and they wanted to know how to make money as quick as possible. Maya said they needed a bat mitzvah. Riley asked if there were any special requirements? Well you kind of have to be Jewish so that's why Maya pointed to Riley because she looks like she can be Jewish as most Jews have brown hair and brown eyes just like me. Topanga came in to yell at them to get out because they had been sitting there all day and hadn't seen me join them yet. You know what's great about a window? There's a whole world out there. She told them. Go there. She finished. Why should they go out there when we (outfit 62) can bring the world to you?
I asked her as I climbed in through the window. She gave me a mom look that I had grown to know. Good afternoon Farrah she greeted me a smug look on her face her arms crossed. Where's Jack? The girls asked. He didn't want to crawl in through the window. Of ladies if you wish to see the world I can get permission to use the private jet and we can show you the world wherever you want to go. I hear Riley is fond of Paris excellent choice princess he tipped an imaginary hat at her. You can really do that? Maya asked us. But of course Maya. England and France at your service lovelies I fake curtsied. And thank you Maya and Riley and queen Topanga of this apartment for sharing America with me and my betrothed and of course we now know that Farkle is Canada. You and Shawn and Cory can all come with us. I tell her.
As lovely as that sounds our royalty friends from across the pond that is not quite what I meant but nice try. Well if you want smaller we can go to this place I've heard so much about where they have countries all next to each other in a place called Disney. No no no she shakes her head here in NYC. She confirms. Go outside have fun with your friends. But this is fun we like sharing our money with our loved ones. And we said there would be supervision. Riley asked why she can't have a bat mitzvah I giggled at that. Riley you're not Jewish love. What's your Hebrew name? Her mother asked. Riley Matthews was her answer. There you go she gestured back to her. Why do you want a bat mitzvah? There comes a time in a young woman's life where she just wants to sit in a room and open envelops. That's what I imagine my coronation will be like when I turn 18. Or when Jack and I get married probably sometime after that as well. Riley do you even know what the holy rite of passage is even about? Her mother asked.
She said it was 12 hours before opening envelops. No dear. I shake my head it's like a coronation in this case you are legally a man or woman in the eyes of the Jewish world instead of being crowned queen and taking over a country as your birthright. And since we are from two different countries well France doesn't have much of a monarchy much these days so I guess he lives with me in England or we live separately and then when we adopt children it sounds like our eldest would take our place in England and the other might rule over France. (In this scenario where France still has a monarchy.) In any case I will be queen and Jack will be my king ruling beside me in England and you are all invited to both events. And when I am queen I will legally make you princesses. Cause I will make the rules kind of like being knighted. And the boys can be knighted. And while I probably can't make you a real queen I can also have you knighted or made a princess as well as Cory and Shawn. Technically it is unusual and would take some legal paperwork to be done but I can still give royal titles to someone outside of the royal family though they are reserved as such. And should your mother and my father get together and we become sisters you would be part of the royal family and I would make you a princess and since Shawn and Katie aren't born royals I can make them a Duke or a Duchess.
And then I can make all your princess dreams come true. You should come over and ride and take care of Snowball one of these days Riley I know how much you adore horses. Lucas can probably show you how to. It was finally then after all of that that her mother asked what she needed the money for. You need Money Riley? Why didn't you just say so I can give you money I can give you $1000 in cash right now. If you will share it with Maya so that each of you get $500. Where have you been all our lives deal. They begin to reach for the money. Until her mother stops them. No! They have to earn it themselves but I'll take the money and they can earn it on special occasions. Well I could give it to your mother and you can use it for your home Maya. Your mother could become a real actress I can help put her through acting classes. I know you want to help but your mother is right Riley we can't take your money we'd need to pay you back whether you cared that we did or not. You're our friend and it's a gift but it wouldn't be right. Money can change people. And what am I saying? Why am I turning down such a generous gift? Because you know it's the right thing to do. Riley said they wanted to buy stuff she asked specifically she said stuff for her. Her mother said she had to earn that money. Just like I'm going to take Farrah's generous donation and keep it for now and you can earn it by doing things. Say chores and I can go to the bank and make smaller bills out of the bigger bills.
