Nothing was particularly about today
A nerdy boy named Vivian, yeah that a girl's name get over it.
He knew if he had a guitar and actually play it he'd get all the 'gurlz'
So he asked his friend if they had a guitar or knew someone that has a guitar, being all his friends are nerds non of them knew.
After a day of trying Vivian almost gave up suddenly a old man in a dark cloak appeared? you knew he was old because of the long 3 feet long beard.
"Omg! Are you gonna give me a mystical guitar?!" Vivian bounced excitedly
But the excitement ceased when the old man flashed Vivian, now Vivian was scarred for life.
The police took the creepy perv and was never seen again.
Then a guitar fell on top of Vivian and crushed him and his hope.
The guitar turn into a female body, a sexy one at that, Vivian was wowed he tried to flirt with her and fails, the human guitar thing slaps Vivian and runs away.
While this was happening Vivian was oblivious to the nerd fan-club made by hot cheerleaders and them gurlz.
Moral of the story don't be a desperate piece of shit.
