Tails: Japan, December 7th, 1989. Satoru Gojo was born, and the world changed.
Luigi: And in the world of Jujutsu Kaisen, invisible cursed spirits born from negativity threaten humanity.
Tails: So it's up to the Jujutsu sorcerers to do battle with them.
Luigi: And what better way to learn the trade than to sign up for Tokyo Jujutsu High?
Tails: At this institution, a sorcerer will learn to harness their cursed energy, or the spiritual manifestation of intense emotion.
Luigi: It's like ki, but if ki desperately needed therapy.
Tails: With it, sorcerers can boost their physicality and perform devastating cursed techniques, anything from voodoo dolls to swapping places with mere claps.
Luigi: And lucky for humanity, Satoru Gojo's the best sensei a sorcerer could ask for.
Tails: Gojo isn't just the best. He's known as the strongest. His very birth forced the strength of curses to exponentially rise. Like witnessing a world record get broken, curse society shifted to match the might of Gojo's presence.
Luigi: As a kid, Gojo knew he was the shit! He mastered the art of the rizz, the hoops, and the curse-murdering! All alongside Suguru Geto, his sorcerer BFF.
Tails: Together, they planned on changing Jujutsu society for the better.
Luigi: And if anyone could do it, Gojo could. Thanks to his bloodline, he got one of the most busted anime powers ever: Limitless!
Tails: Limitless grants Gojo a nigh-perfect defense by actualizing the very concept of infinity.
Luigi: It creates an infinite space around himself, stopping anything coming his way. The dude is literally untouchable!
Tails: Kind of. Gojo tailored Limitless to automatically detect an object's mass and velocity. As the difference between himself and an object decreases, Limitless halves the object's velocity. It's like Zeno's paradox.
Luigi: Think of it this way: if you're tryin' to get from Point A to Point B, first you gotta go halfway. Then you gotta go another halfway, then another, and another, an-and so on. With Limitless, you'll never arrive! Just like that invention I got that led to King Boo's traps.
Tails: Hence infinity. Yeah, it might sound complicated, but it basically creates a spatial force field around Gojo at all times.
Luigi: Techniques on this level would burn out other sorcerers in seconds. That's where Gojo's incredible Six Eyes come in. They let him see and near-perfectly control cursed energy at the atomic level, so he'll basically never run out of juice in a fight. He isn't just built different, he was born different. Speaking being born different hey Tails do you think you and I are born different?
Tails: What do you mean by that?
Luigi: Well I mean I was born as a Star Child with incredible powers and you were born with two tails which makes you fly does that mean we can use Limitless too?
Tails: Uhh we don't have Gojo's bloodline so no.
Luigi: Oh fuck.
Tails: Anyways be sure you stay tuned for the full episode of Kakashi VS Gojo.
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