I've Had It: A Fem!Naruto X Various Fanfiction

The Way Out PT. 1

Naruto was slightly annoyed and very confused, but the fox always seemed to leave her feeling that way.
So, with a dead pan, and a slight twitch to her left eye she continued on.

"Kurama, look... just, give it to me straight please because I'm not understanding you right now. Yes, I died, yes I know that! But, why are you so small? Usually in my head you're taller than the tallest building in Konoha. I can tell something went wrong, and it's not just my body it's yours!"

Naruto sighed, "I'm worried baka-Kurama!"

The Hokage felt like they were intruding on a private moment.

Well...

"You stupid..." Madara deeply inhaled," I don't care about your feelings, I care about answers. So stop blabbering and get on with it."

Everyone stared at Madara incredulously, and the room fell into an awkward silence once again.

A minute passed, and then two. Madara's eyebrow twitched furiously in annoyance, so did Kurama's entire face. Honestly, both of them looked like they were spasming.

Tobirama rolled his eyes before stating gruffly, "Look, just get on with it. Ignore the Uchiha we all do, he is irrelevant to this."

"Oi!" The Uchiha didn't like that, and the fox snickered.

"Okay, listen here you plebeians because I'll only say this once. Naruto died, and the reason I am so small is because only one tail's worth of myself is here with her."

Tauntingly the fox wiggles his tail.

It was Minato who spoke up next. "What do you mean? If she died you are supposed to have died as well." The others nodded.

"Look, I hate mushy stuff okay that's a fact, but the truth is that the bigger part of me in the is currently in living world doing everything within my power to try and revive her right now. I know it's probably useless but..."

Naruto looked at the fox, with wide eyes. "Y-you...W-what? Kurama?"

Kurama suspiciously coughed and hid his face in his paws. Everyone thought he was horrible at hiding his emotions.

"I refuse to leave you... and be condemned to living inside of another stupid vessel."

He moved his paws down before tucking his snout between them on the couch.

You've been my," the creature gagged," friend and what does your stupid scarecrow like to say. You don't let friends die or you're worse than feces or something?"

Naruto let out a wide beaming smile, the light in her eyes returning. "If you break the rules you're scum, but If you abandon your comrades you're worse than scum..." another pause, "You really care about me like that Kurama? AWW I love you tooooooo!"

The fox choked on his saliva before shooting a strong glare. "Gah, I hate you, I hate you!!!!! You're such a stupid idiot!!!"

The others (excluding Madara) chuckled slightly at the touching scene. The Uchiha was still a little bit salty.

"Now, I've told you my peace, so why don't you all tell me why we are here?"

Confusion swept across the room before Hashirama spoke up. "What do you mean fox? Naruto died, we died," he gestured to everyone before finally pointing to Kurama, "you know this."

The fox deadpanned before letting out a yell, IDIOTS this isn't the afterlife!!!!"

"WHAT?!"

All at once everything descended into pure chaos. Hashirama grabbed the fox violently shaking him, while Minato looked like he'd bluescreened, Tobirama was banging his head against the wall, and Madara... ignore him.