Another day in the Showgrounds. The whole crew, except for Smg3 and Luigi, was at the castle in the gaming room. Smg4 was sitting on the couch annoyed wondering how the argument between them got from which Pokemon trainer is the best to Smg4's love life. And now Bob was pointing his sword at him laughing hysterically with Mario, saying "you get no bitches". Meanwhile the girls were giving advices like, "maybe, you talk too much" "maybe, you should lose some weight" "girls love though guys". And as you guessed Smg4 was done with it. He thought to himself that maybe if he lied about having a partner (he's bisexual in this au) they would leave him alone. Bad choice. Too late he already opened his big mouth.
Smg4: Well, I actually have a date!
He said proudly
Meggy: Wai- .... Really?
Meggy said while playing "Super Smash Each Other İn The Ass Bros"
Smg4: Yup!
Tari: Why didn't you tell us?
Smg4 stuttered.
Smg4: i... Uhhhh.... Wasn't comfortable enough to tell you.
Meggy: You? So you're telling me that you weren't comfortable enough to tell us?.. The guy who also always spills the tea?..
Suspicious if you ask me....
Smg4: yeah... I just felt like this was the right time to tell...
Meggy: okay then...
She said obviously not convinced. Smg4 got up from the couch and went to his room. He flipped on his bed.
Some days pass by and some of the crew members like Tari, Melony, Luigi and Boopkins beg to meet who he's dating. Smg4 is so desperate for help he even downloaded tinder! He scrolled for house and he only swiped left and left and left and left. He gave up and deleted tinder when he saw a pick me girl with "The prettiest gurl in the world 💅🏻🙄👄✨" written on her profile. He searches through his list of numbers, with a spark of hope that maybe an old friend will accept to be his fake date, only to find, no one.
Another day goes by, still no one. But then it hits him. Smg3! They would do anything for money! He quickly got up from his bed he was currently lying on and scrolled through numbers... And pressed on their name.
Beep... Beep... Beep..
They picked up!
Smg3: Hello?
Smg4: Hey 3!... I really really have to ask you something!
Smg3: What is it?
Smg4: Can....you.. erm.... be my... uhhh....
Smg3: Hurry up! Ugh! I ant got the whole day!
Smg4: Can you be my... Fake date?..
Smg3: WHAT?! NO WAY!!!
Smg4: 400$!...
Smg3: Okay, when, where?
Smg4 wasn't surprised to his sudden change to 400$. That sassy grape would even pull their dick out in public for money.
Smg4: okay, come to my place after 5 p.m. we'll talk it out
A.n: Hey!!! İt's finally done! Sorry if it's kinda messy or dumb, it was rushed, please be brutally honest! Suggestions are open! And I'll probably fix, change or delete the parts you don't like. I'll add drawings later and change the cover don't worry! Love y'all!!💗
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Fake Love (smg34 story)
FanfictionSmg4 is made fun of because he doesn't have anyone to date and he lies about that he does but now he has to find a fake date to prove his friends that he can actually pull someone
