DKV House...
Dario, Cody and Daikon were all Hanging out in the living room, When suddenly, Joe Walks inside.
Joe: What are you Absolute Pelicans doing?
Daikon: Did you just call us "Absolute Pelicans?"
Cody: So far today has sucked.
Joe: Well how about this? Since my Grandfather Merlin is Starting up his new classes, How about you all Attend my Class of Wizardry.
Dario: We're going to learn Spells?!
Joe: .... No. Wizardry is Pretty different from Witchcraft.
Daikon: Sounds like you can Suck my ass Joe.
Joe: Oh Really? Well it probably won't help that I already signed you up.
Dario/Daikon/Cody: YOU WHAT?!?!?
Joe:
Daikon: Oh you can eat a dick!!!
Joe: Will you stop bitching and Let's go. Class starts in 5 Minutes.
Dario: 5 Minutes?! It's gonna take Ages to-
Joe: We're here.
Dario, Daikon and Cody all look around and see that they're at Joe's Family's Castle.
Cody: What the- How the- Since when can you-
Joe: Being Merlin's Grandson has its advantages.
Daikon: I'm going to kill you.
Joe: Yeah Yeah Yeah. Just sit your ass Down and Pay attention.
They All sit on the multiple stumps around the place.
To their surprise, April was There too.
Cody: Hey April, Whatcha doing here?
April: Joe signed me up.
Joe:
April: I'm gonna fuck you up!!
Joe: Trust me, It's for the best. None of us have done anything in Weeks.
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Joe's Wizard Class (DKV One-Shot)
FanfictionJoe has Decided to Enlist His friends to Learn Wizardry.