Joe's Wizard Class

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DKV House...

Dario, Cody and Daikon were all Hanging out in the living room, When suddenly, Joe Walks inside.

Joe: What are you Absolute Pelicans doing?

Daikon: Did you just call us "Absolute Pelicans?"

Cody: So far today has sucked.

Joe: Well how about this? Since my Grandfather Merlin is Starting up his new classes, How about you all Attend my Class of Wizardry.

Dario: We're going to learn Spells?!

Joe: .... No. Wizardry is Pretty different from Witchcraft.

Daikon: Sounds like you can Suck my ass Joe.

Joe: Oh Really? Well it probably won't help that I already signed you up.

Dario/Daikon/Cody: YOU WHAT?!?!?

Joe:

Daikon: Oh you can eat a dick!!!

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Daikon: Oh you can eat a dick!!!

Joe: Will you stop bitching and Let's go. Class starts in 5 Minutes.

Dario: 5 Minutes?! It's gonna take Ages to-

Joe: We're here.

Dario, Daikon and Cody all look around and see that they're at Joe's Family's Castle.

Cody: What the- How the- Since when can you-

Joe: Being Merlin's Grandson has its advantages.

Daikon: I'm going to kill you.

Joe: Yeah Yeah Yeah. Just sit your ass Down and Pay attention.

They All sit on the multiple stumps around the place.

To their surprise, April was There too.

Cody: Hey April, Whatcha doing here?

April: Joe signed me up.

Joe:

April: I'm gonna fuck you up!!

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April: I'm gonna fuck you up!!

Joe: Trust me, It's for the best. None of us have done anything in Weeks.

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