WHAT THE HELL LUNA

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Cube was just resting inside his house with his non-binary girlfriend Luna when suddenly SkyStormer barged in.

SkyStormer: Cube, you better tell your girlfriend to STOP BREAKING MY F****** DOOR!

Cube: SkyStormer, please calm down and explain what happened.

SkyStormer: Well, here's how it went

(Flashback scene)

I was sitting in my bedroom when this happened

SkyStormer: 'It's nice being left alone because you have your mind all to yourself and spend it on youtube.'

That's when I heard footsteps outside my room, and I had the door closed that time.

SkyStormer: Okay, that's weird who comes at this hou-

Then the door to my apartment room got BROKEN TO PIECES BY HER OF ALL PEOPLE.

Luna: SKYSTORMER!!!! CARE TO EXPLAIN WHY WE GOT ABSOLUTELY F****** NOTHING ON THIS ASK BOOK!!!!!

SkyStormer: LUNA WHAT THE F*** YOU BROKE MY APARMENT DOOR FOR NO GODDAMN REASON?!!!?!!

(End of flashback)

SkyStormer: Yeah, that's what happened.

Cube: 'What the heck?'

SkyStormer: You better control your girlfriend, or else I'm getting a restraining order on her for BREAKING MY DOOR!

Cube: Yeah, sorry about that SkyStormer.

SkyStormer: Ugh, I hope asks come soon or else more than my door is going to get broken. I really should get back home soon.

Cube: u-um okay goodbye SkyStormer

(SkyStormer leaves)

Cube: I'm going to be very preoccupied, am I? (sighs) She's still lovable to me.

(Disclaimer: No doors were actually broken by Luna, thankfully, and hopefully never)

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