Ahhhh.... On planet plop everyone was happy. On planet earth everyone was happy. It was Halloween! But on planet plop, everyone was happy for a different reason than the people on earth. WAY different. At least I think so. I know that since I live on planet plop everyone likes pants. You can't tell one person from another because we are all glow in the dark pants. It's not at all my favorite style. On Halloween we all go out on earth and dance around the streets at midnight it looks just like pants and it's really funny to hear screams of people. REALLY funny. And Then we hear a RIIIIIINNNNG!!!!!!!
It's time to go and scare some people!😆 I love to go in groups, it looks so funny when you look at their faces! They mostly look like this:😱😭😨🙀💩 (the poop was just for fun. Or was it.....) I have been practicing an Irish dance. It will be a hit when I run around the street. "I'm nervous." Whispered one. "Me too." Said another. I wanted to say "me three" but we had already landed. We had 1 minute until dance time. I was nervous and exited at the same time! The door suddenly opened and someone shouted "go go go!" Then I ran. It looks like pants exploding out of a spaceship, which is actually what is happening.😯 I decided to go to the kids houses first,which is always very fun. As I was running, a noise stopped me in my tracks. "Who are you?" It said. "Um I'm bobo mc joe." "Well,bobo, I'm very cross with you!" It said. Uh oh. I didn't like the sound of that. So I ran. And you know what? I ran right into the someone that was talking. No. The someTHING that was talking. And this something wasn't a nice something. It bit me! And so this time when I ran, I made sure I ran in the OPPOSITE direction of the something. But it kept on biting me! I couldn't see anything anywhere so I just got used to the biting and went on my way to Scare some people.
When the 2:00 bell rung, we all ran to the ship. Everyone but me. I wasn't running. I was getting carried by ploogo because of all the pain from my behind. It wasn't very nice when I woke up again and there were about 10 different tubes sticking out of my pantleg. Ugg. I looked to my right side and there was something in a tube. It was the something that was in my pants! It was very creepy and un-human like. I was surprised it only targeted me, while there were about 3 people putting their faces up against the glass of the tube and I was 10 feet away from it. The creature looked like a space armadillo and it had glowing purple hair on its head. I wasn't happy when I figured out that thing was only loved things with a "mc" in their name. It would bite me if it wasn't enclosed in a space without me. uh oh. I got up and pulled the tubes from my arm. Ouch. Ouch. Ouch. Ouch. Owie! Owie! Ochies!! Ow! OWWW! OUCHIE! What did there have to be 10 tubes!?😖 The doctor came over to me and said to GET BACK IT BED THIS INSTANT OR HE WILL HAVE TO CARRY ME! Which I think is weird but I don't know if you do. So I lie down and start to eat my medicine witch tastes like some things I can't speak of. I started to get drowsy when Plogo Po Po walks in. He whispered something to the doctor and left. The doctor smiled. "Bobo, will you follow me?" He said. This was so bad. The doctor NEVER smiled. I said, "umm...?" And followed him. "We need to do some X-rays." He said. "You may sit." I sat on the X-ray table and put my legs (I don't have any arms.) onto the side. Then he gave me a pill and I fell asleep.
When I woke up the light was shining in my eyes. I shut them and turned my head. I was alone in the room and so I got up and got some toilet water. Yum. I hadn't had water in a few hours and it tasted SO good. Suddenly I herd I ding. Lunch time. I didn't feel very hungry, only thirsty but I went anyway. Also, the lunch was NOT good. Mushed egg and cheese sandwiches with pickles and ketchup. EEEWWW! As I was walking I noticed a picture on the wall. Wait, this wasn't a picture. It was an X-Ray of me. There was something in me and it didn't look normal. It looked like a shirt.
As I continued to lunch I didn't say anything. I couldn't believe it. I had a shirt inside of me!! Our motto was always be pants, and I have a SHIRT in me. After lunch I herd the announcement. It said " bobo mc joe please report to the gym lockeroom." So I started to stumble down the hall . Sweat dribbled down my kneecap. I didn't know what to do. What to say when I get there. How to say it. As I walked, I decided to just face it. I wouldn't be able to get out of it either. If I ran out of planet plop I would be in space. When I got there, the president of plop was waiting for me. " ah Bobo, I have herd about the x-Rays. And it turns out, you are turning into a shirt."
