Bridging Stat (Kris Statlander x OC)

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Kris

"Where are you taking me?" The question once again fell on deaf ears. Willow was simply dragging me behind her to somebody's hotel room and to be honest I was starting to get pissed. I didn't need this bs right now. All I wanted to do was get ready for my date and now Zeke probably has no idea where I am.

Finally we stopped at a door before Willow barged in. Lord is she determined.... She didn't even knock like she usually does.

"It's about time...." My eyebrows pushed together at Skye's words. What the fuck were they talking about and why were so many of them in here? There's like ten of them in this small room....

"You try having to fight the rabid koala...." I was pushed down into a chair still utterly confused at what the fuck was happening.

"Could be worse.... Heard Harley was ready to drag him by his feet...." What...? Why the fuck were they bringing Zeke into this?

"Alright. What the fuck is going on and why the fuck am I here?" Finally I had, had it.

"Calm down Kristen." Willow said and my head just about snapped towards her.

"I'm supposed to be getting ready for a fucking date and now I'm dealing with you idiots. I'm not going to calm down until you let me fucking leave." Anna was the one to keep me from leaving by holding me down by my shoulders.

"We know and that's why you're here so please.... Just stay and let us help...." My eyebrows pushed together. How did they know...? "He slipped to Harley and Toni.... They're dealing with him so.... You've got us...." What...? He...? He asked them for help?

"What...?" Anna laughed.

"He was embarrassed he didn't have anything nicer so.... They're making him presentable...." Oh no, I see a smirk.... "And we're...." Skye cut her off.

"Making you fuckable." I lost it at her words.

"I would've been perfectly fine in what I had...." That's when Willows eyes rolled before she turned and grabbed the outfit that was meant for me.... And.... Damn.... I stared at it before I could hear her speak.

"Say that again."

Zeke

"I swear Butters if you don't stay fucking still I will call Andrea and have her shave you bald next time she does your hair." I could tell Harley was dead serious just by the look she had in her eyes and finally I gave up trying to fight her. I really didn't need fucking help with my hair but her and Toni were fucking insistent. "Finally." That was when I saw Toni coming at me with an electric shaver.

"What the fuck do you think you're doing?!" I dodged both of her hands and nearly fell out of my chair.

"My god I was bloody teasing.... Would you lighten up? I don't need Kris killing me for you injuring yourself...." My eyes rolled before Harley smacked me in the back of the head.

"Just smack the sense back into him. Only way to do it." I dodged Toni's smack as my eyes rolled again. "Faster and aim for his head."

"I swear if I get abused by the both of you I'm telling Kris." They both laughed and I couldn't help but do the same.

"Yeah.... Because we're scared of her. Now quit distracting us because we know what they've got for her so unless you want to look like a tramp...." My eyebrow raised. "Oh yeah.... However hot you think she's going to be.... Multiply it by a lot...." My eyes met Harley's and I could tell she was serious. I'm fucking done for.... "Finally going to sit there and shut up?" I nodded. "Good. Now.... Toni put the clippers away and quit fucking around. He's never late.... So we can't make him."