the hated child becomes the hybrid princess: a trump x biden love story

~first day at skibidi high school~

~introduction and sad backstory~

"h-h-h-hi! m-m-my name is donald trump... and today is my first day at skibidi high school!"

i woke up this morning to the smell of bacon and eggs, but i wasn't going to get any... because..... i-i-i-i'm.... the hated child... :(. it all started when i was born, and my father got eaten by kirby. my sister became the bratty princess, and my mother would always throw tonka trucks at me.. and she always told me i had no gyatt and that i would never be sigma enough.. :( but.. i think my life is going to get better at skibidi highschool, where i will learn to be the best rizzler of them all!

~the school entrance~

"zoo wee mama! this school looks huge! i better get inside, the bell will ring any minute!"
*trump ran cutely into the school, running down the hall with his eyes closed like an idiot.. and then he suddenly bumped into... ANDREW TATE!!111!!!!11* 
*gasp!* "o-o-o-oh my gawd! i-i-i-i-i-i'm s-s-s-s-s-s-s-so sorry!! are you ok?"
andrew tate: "GRRR! HOW DARE YOU BUMP INTO ME! I AM THE ALPHA BAD BOY AND YOU WILL REGERT MESSING WITH ME!!!111!!111!!!"
*andrew tate stormed off and went to his rizz class.* (he's supposed to be graduating, but he keeps failing his rizz and sigma classes!)
*trump walked to his first class, magical transformations*
teacher: "hello everyone, i will be your transformation teacher, and today, we are going to be transforming into our magical forms!"
teacher: "biden, you go first."
biden: "o-ok" *transforms into fairy*
teacher: "wow! an ultra rare fairy! very good job. you get 100 vbucks."
teacher: "ok trump, now it's your turn because ron desantis is late for class again. he will never be a rizzler if he keeps this up!"
trump: *tries to transform, but fucking fails..*
teacher: "well, it was worth the try. here's a candy."
*after the transformation class, he went to mewing class, where he will learn how to be the best looksmaxxer ever!*

~in mewing class~
"wowzers! everyone in this class looks so sigma!"
*everyone is literally just mewing*
teacher: "hello everyone, we have a new student."
*trump stands there cutely, ready to introduce himself*
"h-h-h-hi... m-m-m-my name i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-is d-donald t-t-t-trump and i-i-i'm n-new here.."
biden, speaking under his breath: "zoo wee mama.. he's so hawt and so sigma..."

teacher: "alright, go sit down somewhere. i don't care where you sit."
*trump walked over to sit with biden, blushing and averting his gaze to the pencil on the desk as he sat down* 
"s-s-s-s-s-s-s-o.. what's y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-your name?"
*biden looked up at trump and spoke in a very manly seductive voice*
"my name is joe biden~"
*trump blushed, nearly pissing himself in fear as biden spoke so seductively and manly*
"w-w-w-w-w-w-w-wow.. that's such a sigma name.. m-m-m-mine's not as sigma.. :("

*biden felt bad for how trump felt so un-sigma, so he put his hand on his juicy, voluptuous thigh.* 
"you're very sigma, trump.."
*biden murmured under his breath, looking into trumps eyes, trying to ignore the uneven orange spray tan, and the obvious use of sun-in on his hair..*
*trump looked away, flustered as he twirled his hair cutely*
"i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i... should pay attention in class, now.."
teacher: "so everyone, suck your tongue to the roof of your mouth and suck in your side-cheek skin..? yeah.. do that i guess." 
*everyone did as the teacher said, mewing perfectly.. except andrew tate, ofc. trump mewed the most perfectly, looking better than biden, who was the top mewer in that class before trump.*
biden: "zoo wee mama!!! you mew so amazingly!!"
*trump blushed cutely, his shivers timbered by biden's strong, manly voice.*
*after mewing class, trump walked to his next class... ohio survival class..*
trump: "w-wow.. ohio class... i-" *trump suddenly felt a hand on his bootylicous asscheek. it was none other than.. matt walsh?!*
trump: "hey! don't grab my bootylicous asscheek!!"
matt walsh: "stfu, i'll grab ur ass if i want1!!!11!!"
*trump ran away and sobbed in the janitor's closet for 30 minutes.*
biden: *conveniently walking down the hall*
"what's that sound coming from the janitor's closet..."
*biden opened the janitor's closet door*
biden: "o-oh my gyatt! trump??"
trump: "b-b-b-biden?!"
biden: "wh-what happened?!?!!"
trump: "this weird guy with a beard grabbed my bootylicous asscheek!!!"
*biden fell silent for a moment, the look in his eyes darkening..*
biden: "matt walsh..."
 *biden murmured under his breath, before helping trump stand up.*
biden: i'm.. gonna brb.. i gotta go have a talk with that guy..."
*biden curled his bony hand into a fist as he walked away, his knuckles sharp enough to poke an eye out..*
biden: "how dare you touch my kitten.. >:(("
matt walsh: "wh-what-! i-i-i-i would n-never do that!"
biden: *beats him up cutely*
matt walsh: "oof, ow!"
*MINECRAFT DAMAGE SOUND???*
*roblox oof*
biden: "heh.. that'll teach you not to touch my kitten~"
*biden spoke in a sadistic and seductive tone as he walked away.*
(TIMESKIP TO THE END OF THE DAY CUZ I'M TIRED OF WRITING THIS CHAPTER)
*end of school bell rings*
(you better be read this dialogue here in the silly british accent of a little lad. it's funnier that way)
trump: "oh no.. i got a B in ohio survival class..!"
biden: 'what's so bad about that? it's a good grade!"
trump: "i'll have to do double the chores when mother finds out!"
biden: "oh, that sucks!"
trump: "it sure does... anyway, i must return home before i worry my mother!"
*trump runs away cutely, his asscheeks clapping together with every step*