Dear My Lord God The Lord Almighty and God's Son My Lord jesus Christ, dearly beloveds, darlings, dears, my beautifuls,
At this point in time my Guardian Angel has given me medicine and I think I could manage to write a Prayer to you, but that is it. I'll try my best. It's very difficult to do anything at all, let alone stay awake, but for the first time since my prescription changed to 18 sedatives a day... i'm awake for more than a couple of hours. I was just outside and I got a coffee and a dr.pepper, and then we came back and (Theosire, Jesus, Spinney-Spinney and I with GOD, but GOD is everywhere so I can't really say he got back here since he was already here!!!) we had the mittags essen pause... (middy meal break, that means. German.) but Spinney-Spinney wouldn't allow me to drink any more than one lethal coffee or 4 crisps.. and this made GOD laugh, but Spinney-Spinney insisted that my rescuer would bring food and drink with him/her - I reckon my rescuer will be a him.
(Spinney-Spinney is the gigantia terantula who was put in my room.... GOD took him back to GOD, and he is back with me but i can barely see him and he is only a baby but easily four times the size of a harvester spider... and he's my pet and because he's mostly invisible i don't mind having him around. he follows me everywhere and keeps stealing my food into my bag and he gets out of the bag when i'm in the shower and drinks the water at the side of the shower and absorbs the water into his body to store untill the next day.) GOD says this is a secret about spiders... that they can store food and water in thier bodies for if there is not much around. I'm terrified of spiders, but i will not be when I go to Heaven and so i am not scared of this one from Heaven.
Jesus says he will return for everyone in the world the day I go to heaven... because he cannot bare the world without me, which i think is the sweetest thing anyone has ever said hahaha. (So now we have an idea of when jesus will return FOR CERTAIN! Nobody target me now... looks at this cult.) "Do you mean it?" "Rene" asks, "maybe we should shoot her..."
"Whooohoo BAM!!!"
I just laugh, but ignore them as they walk on, missing the shot.
"I just tried to shoot her... i thought i did... i must have missed," Touch. You did and I laugh more.
GOD facepals and jesus coughs and winks at me. GOD nods at me to continue.
Oh! Yesterday was funny! So i write this as I eat toilet paper... well, we were in Cacus holding a conversation about eating toilet paper or chewing gum and "Nella" was saying, "The others didn't agree with you eating gum... I think you should just carry on eating toilet paper, you know, just carry on chewing your paper...if you want."
"This is a serious conversation about eating toilet paper." said the sos on speaker.
The people at the till just looked at us blankly, like... o.O . Y'wat?
So I got back and went into the smoking room and "Ginni" and I were there in TOTAL SILENCE.... Total silence.. and he's looking oh so serious... and I suddenly say, "Isn't it a shame you can't buy puppies on Amazon." Statement. And I STARE at Gianni and add, "OR KITTENS." and Gianni looks at me... i stare at him... i nod... "Gianni" tries to keep a straight face... "Gianni" tries to keep a straight face... "Gianni" holds back a laugh, and then turns all serious again and has to look away from my stare and i say, "i wonder if the postman will bring puppies for me?" and walk out, and I just know "Gianni" is stressing his forheead like, "I don't know what just happened."
And then today my laptop charger went missing and this is seriously our conversation once it was found... "Ahhh! there it is" Thank you "Natalie!"
"if you lose it again I wont search!"
"I know, thank you "Natalie!"
"You were lucky this time but the next time you wont be so lucky!"
"Alright, Thank you again "Natalie!"
"Infact, the next time you lose it you are not getting your laptop for the next few days!!"
"I understand. Thank you "Natalie!"
"And where is your laptop? if you lose that you wont get any help from me! Clear that abck in too, don't forget or they'l be confisacated!"
"Again, thank you "Natalie!!!!"
"yes, well, huh! Say thank you to me! YEAH!"
"YES THANK YOU NATALIE!!!!!!!"
and she walks out hummfing and huffing and puffing and sighing and i sit down and add just one last time, "THANK YOU!" Just so they MIGHT be KIND enough to find it the next time it got lost i thought i would show my TRUE APPRECIATION!!!
i really want to write a chapter of a book, but I can't. I'm just buying books on Amazon, actually. I cannot do anything more until I have medicine, thank you to my Guardian Angel very muchly very much so and thank you to GOD and Jesus for letting me tell them this. i found it funny anyway but can decabled people really park in their dreams?
Amen.
God's Little Angel, with love. xxxxxxxxx
ps. So I go into the smoking room and all I catch of thier conversation is this little snap bit:
"Hold on, hold on, hold it right there. Get this. Your her refference so they wont thin you did anything wrong."
"Well i'm not going to have to appologise to the police, am i!!!"
"No, you don't have to because the police wont think you as her reffernece would have done anything wrong like killing her!!"
"Good, because I'M NOT APPOLOGISING TO THE POLICE!! It's my own choice."
They walk out and I just turn and stare them down as they leave the door and walk out... and i continue staring them out... and then I tell the sos, IF they caught any of that.
"Murder Kimberley!" "Tommy" says to me as I walk past back to my laptop, "GOOD DAY "TOMMY!" I exclaim, and keep walking.
God face palms and Jesus coughs and they nod at me to continue,
So, thismorning I was buying some last much needed items on Amazon when I bought the CIA, FBI; ad etem, etc, presents too. I bought them a miniature spy camera and voice recorders and pocket magnifying glasses and then i went on a shpping spree for suits and leather jackets for my guardian Angel who needs new clothes and the sos say, "We will deeply consider buying Theosire new clothes, Angel.."
"DO. DEEPLY CONSIDER. They are darn nice clothes!!!"
".... we will..... deeply consider.... but Theosire, this comes to more than 2 thousand euros."
Theosire speaks to the SOS and says: "Thank you. I need new clothes."
"..........Thank you sos!!!"
"Theosire....... you're welcome."
LOL!!!
Amen and Amen.
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