Thorwing or going to parties is always really good. Doing so can increase the out comes of being popular. Well starts with Throwing Parties then Going to Parties.
Throwing a Party
Doing this should NOT be done. And never in you life throw a party. This is bad because if you throw a party at your house your gonna get in trouble. You need to think. God did you really think that was a smart idea? If your gonna throw a party do it at someone else's house. Preferably someone you dont like. Like maybe that one guy who broke up with your crush or is dating your crush. Or maybe that girl who bought those shoes you had first. This will make you the main talk the next few days. Be sure to invite everyone. Make sure you have drinks like water, soda, liquor, and other alcohols. This will make everything better. Have loud music. But not to loud. You dont wanna have unexpected guest. Make sure you have some rooms available for people who wanna hanky panky. You know that "adult stuff". Never do that if you wanna be unpopular because thats not what your here to learn about.
Going to a Party
Going to a party can be scary at first. Thats why you should go with a group. People you trust and wont betray you. Because thats partly your job. When you get there trick people your drinking. You have to see everyone one half drunk or fully drunk to make fun of them. Make sure you are NEVER drunk or you will be a loser. Make sure you find someone who makes you need a sham-wow to dance and talk to. Make sure you get to kiss them. Hanky panky is optional. If you WERE PROTECTION! Remember i am not responsible for you diseases you get. Just remember i told you too. So dont come crying to me...dont thats what she said on me right now.
Now that you know everything about parties your good. BUT NEVER EVER post anything on social media while at a party. That will kill your career
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Well this chapter was done quick. Thats because i decide on my new book. I want to get this one finished so my new book Love or Hate can debut. Hopefully you can enjoy this chapter and the final one
----- Thomas
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