This Is My Jam

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Nathan and Garth are cleaning out the gutters of the house. Nathan picks up the dirty leaves and puts them into a bucket.

Nathan: Augh! This is the worst.

Garth: I don't know, I kind of like it up here. The world seems different at this height. It makes me feel like a giant! (Roars)

Nathan: What? Look, we're not up here to enjoy the view, so will you just come and help me clean these gutters?

Garth: I'm helping, I'm holding the hose. Look, I'm taking a giant leak. (Positions the hose to his crotch, turns it on, and pretends to pee) Ohhhhh.

Nathan: Yeah, well, you don't need those gloves to hold the hose. (holds up hands) Look at this dude. Come on, let me wear them!

Garth: Sorry Nathan, you should have thought about that before you threw paper, and lost to my scissors.

Nathan: Augh! Whatever, dude. Just hose this stuff off.

Garth hoses the leaves out of the gutter. A cassette tape is launched into the air.

Nathan: Whoa! (Caught the tape before it hit his head) What the heck?!

Garth: Uh, sorry.

Nathan: Weird, it's a tape. Wonder what it's doing up in the gutter.

Garth: [looks up at the sky] Maybe it fell out of a plane.

Nathan: Nah, it's probably just trash. I wanna see how far I can chuck it.

Garth: Wait!

Nathan: What?

Garth: Don't you wanna see what band it is?

Nathan: Oh, okay. (wipes dirt off of tape to reveal the words "Solid Bold") Solid Bold? Augh, it's that single of that summertime song.

Garth: "Summertime Loving: Loving in the Summer (Time)"?

Nathan looks at the tape. It says exactly what Garth said.

Nathan: Yeah.

Garth: Gimme! Gimme! Gimme! (grabs tape) Aw, this is my jam right here!

Nathan: (annoyed) What? This song sucks.

Garth: Nah, you were all into it too, I remember.

Nathan: Yeah, just for that one summer, and then I realized how lame it was.

Garth: Whatever, man. Once we pop this into the stereo, all the good memories will come flooding back, and you'll see. You'll see whose jam it is.

Nathan: (annoyed) I'm not listening to that trash.

Garth: You need to get your mind out of these gutters, and into the summer.

Nathan: Fine, but only because I want to take a break.

In Nathan's room, Garth puts the tape in the stereo. The song starts

Singer: It's summertime, and you know what that means. Gonna head down to the beach, gonna do some beachy things. It's summertime and it feels just right.

Garth: Yea-uh![dancing to the music]

Singer: Gonna gather all my friends and we'll party through the night. It's summertime, lo-o-ovin'. Lovin' in the summertime. (It's summertime) Summertime lo-o-ovin'. Baby, why can't you be mine?

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