One Direction Preferences

Your son has a wet dream

Liam: You and Liam were walking past your 15 year old son’s room, headed for bed when you hear moaning and groaning. You stop, and open his door, hearing him snoring. “What is he doing?” you ask Liam, and he shrugs his shoulders, and walks over to your son. He stares at him then his cheeks flush red as he pulls you out of the room “What was it?” Liam sighs “It’s a guy thing dear, you wouldn’t understand.” You nod, and your cheeks flash as red as his are.

Harry: “Good morning love.” Harry says in your ear and you roll over to face him. “I have to go make breakfast don’t I?” you say getting up. He laughs “We do have to feed that little garbage disposal.” He and you both got up, and you started breakfast, and as usual, your son comes down in nothing but boxers, just like his father. But this morning, he has a little wet spot on the front, and Harry sees it too. “Hey man, might want to go change, you’ve got a ummm a little something there.” Your son looks down then runs back to his room as you and Harry have a little laugh at him.

Louis: “Dad, Dad.” you hear, waking up from your dream. You shake Louis and say “Your son is calling you.” He sighs and rolls over, pulling you closer. “He’s not mine tonight.” “Dad.” your son urges. He groans and sits up and asks “What can I help you with at…” he looks at his phone “God 3:30?” Your son looks down and says “Dad, is it bad that my boxers are wet, but I didn’t pee?” You try to stop yourself from laughing as Louis pulls your son to a different room to talk.”

Niall: You and Niall were getting pretty heated in the middle of the day when you heard your son making similar noises. Niall goes to the living room and returns a few minutes later with you 16 year old son at his heels. “What was that about? I thought he was having a nap.” Niall nods and says “He was, but he was also having something else.” You bite your lips and nod. “Alright then, well I’ve got to go start dinner. Sorry baby.” he groans at missing out on your alone time.

Zayn: You and Zayn had been snuggled up on the couch, after putting your 8 year daughter to sleep, and checking in on your 12 year old son. You were about halfway through the movie, when your daughter comes out of her room and over to you “Mommy, daddy, why is he making wierd noises?” she asks pointing to your sons room. Zayn goes to your son’s room, then backs out slowly, grabbing your daughter’s shoulders. “Why don’t you go sleep in our room ok?” she nods and runs over to your room, father from your son’s. He sits back down, and you stroke his side “What was he doing? Was he you know….” He laughs “Not consciously, It would just be safe to have her in our room for a while.” You nod and snuggle closer, turning the volume up a little for good measure.