Spacebook Day 5: Jokes

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Ahsoka: hey guess what i did

Obi-Wan: ahsoka, what did u do this time

Ahsoka: well u see, i tried making a cake and then something bad happened.

Obi-Wan: 🤦

Qui-Gon: hey obi-wan, long time no see?

Obi-Wan: oh hey

Qui-Gon: oh hey? that's your greeting? really?

Ahsoka: who r u

Obi-Wan: your master's master

Ahsoka: no, the person who just walked in and devoured my burnt cake

Rex: that would be fives

Fives: sorry commander!!

Ahsoka: oh no it's fine, i didn't care abt that cake at all

Anakin: hey guys, wassup

Qui-Gon: anakin, why do u have spacebook

Anakin: idk why do YOU have spacebook

Qui-Gon: im older than you

Anakin: fair point

Obi-Wan: who's up for snow cones?

Ahsoka: me!!

Anakin: yum! I love blue milk snow cones

Obi-Wan: anakin no.....

Anakin: ANAKIN YES

Qui-Gon: what is going on?

Obi-Wan: typical anakin problems

Qui-Gon: i can see that much

Ahsoka: yep

Fives: i need help

Qui-Gon: who is fives

Anakin: you really need to keep up with the times

Obi-Wan: disrespectful anakin!!!

Anakin: ok. r we still going for snow cones

Obi-Wan: no

Qui-Gon: good job obi-wan

Ahsoka: how do jedi stay cool?

Qui-Gon: they drink a lot of water

Obi-Wan: they eat popsicles!!

Anakin: THEY STAY INSIDE

Cody: they swim in an ice cold pool

Rex: they wrap themselves in soaking cold, wet robes

Ahsoka: no. they have many fans

Rex: wait, like people who adore them?

Ahsoka: yes

Rex: then you will be frozen in seconds

Qui-Gon: thats not even funny

Ahsoka: well wait, i have another

Cody: go for it

Ahsoka: how do you organize a space party

Qui-Gon: invite all the guests

Obi-Wan: don't have a party at all

Anakin: bring cake!!!!

Cody: give out candy

Rex: i have no answer

Ahsoka: they PLAN-ET

Obi-Wan: that's stupid

Anakin: no it's funny

Padmè: what happens when a strawberry crosses the road

Qui-Gon: it's smart and doesn't cross the road

Obi-Wan: it wears neon clothes so it doesn't get hit

Anakin: it drives a car instead

Cody: i'm confused

Rex: idk

Obi-Wan: What's the answer?

Anakin: snips?

Ahsoka: oh.....yeah i actually don't know

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