Also, I do not like the sequels at all. I just put Rey and Kylo in here because I like to make fun of them. Anyway, enjoy!
Kylo Ren: rey.
Rey: what, butt bomb?
Kylo Ren: there is no escape this time
Rey: you smell like butt
Kylo Ren: i will extract every secret that's been hiding in your memory
Rey: .......
Rey: dude who the heck are you
Kylo Ren: who? well let me show you
Kylo Ren: *takes off helmet*
Rey: ugh. gross. yuck. no way
Kylo Ren: um, ok
Rey: what do u want kylo ranch dressing?
Kylo Ren: u will tell me where luke skyscraper is
Kylo Ren: or i will make u suffer until u do
Rey: dude stop bothering me sucker
Kylo Ren: *shrugs* alright, u asked for it!
Rey: 🥴
Kylo Ren: jeez, u look like ur about to puke
Rey: oh crap no
Rey: ........
Kylo Ren: yikes.
Kylo Ren: now show me ur memories
Kylo Ren: um ok
Rey: 🥴
Rey: ya know sometimes u just need to get toasted
Kylo Ren: u do u im not judging
Kylo Ren: just show me where luke sky wanker is, alright?
Kylo Ren: dude, do u have a drug problem or something?
Rey: what? no! I got it totally under control
Kylo Ren: man, you've got serious issues
Rey: no dude
Kylo Ren: now enough of this crap just tell me where luke sky stopper is
Rey: 🥴
Kylo Ren: finally! that's where he's been hiding
Kylo Ren: i need to tell ginger head
Rey: before u go, do u have any spice lying around or something
Kylo Ren: u seriously need to get help
Kylo Ren: *walks out*
Kylo Ren: general schmucks, luke sky sloucher is on the planet arch-to
Hux: wait, who are u?
Kylo Ren: listen carrot top, this is really serious.
Kylo Ren: launch the assault and kill him at once
Hux: alright, roger roger
Kylo Ren: dude. why are u still standing here?
Hux: well i already pressed the button 😒
Kylo Ren: wha–which button
Hux: the button to blow up the entire ahch-to star system, obviously
