Y/n: Hold up- Why do I need a birth certificate??? Bro I'm right here💀
Manager 🥲: Ms. Grady we need a birth certificate for your passport to go shoot a movie over three hundred miles away.
Y/n: Why do I gotta prove my birth?
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Benny:3 : Hey Love, how is Nashville going?
Y/n: Not there anymore I got back like an hour ago :p
Benny:3 : Great! But I thought you weren't going to be back till Monday
Y/n: My dad and Claire got on my nerves by fighting about KFC or Cane's? I forgot So I told them I was going for a innocent walk So I just got the next flight home
Benny:3 : YOU DID WHAT?!
Y/n: Well, I'm going to ur place I got Diner Dan's See ya soon Pretty Boi :3
Benny:3 : Alr, see you in a bit Lovely :p
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Ben: I still can't believe that happened....
My Girl<3: I'm not rlly surprised You did manage to crash into a lake on a bike
Ben: I WASN'T TALKING ABOUT THAT! I WAS 9! WOULD YOU LET THAT GO?
My Girl<3: No 😇
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Y/n: DAD Dadddddd!
Raptor Man🦖: What Y/n
Y/n: Yk that co-star I hate, Brandon?
Raptor Man🦖: That bitch? Yeah what about him?
Y/n: I'm at a interview with him and I'm hungry
Raptor Man🦖: Oh no... BE RIGHT THERE IN FIVE
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Raptor Man🦖: CHILD! HURRY UP I JUST DISCOVERED SM REMARKABLE IN OUR RESEARCH
Y/n: Dad... I'm eating dino nuggies rn
Raptor Man🦖: No time! Hurry up and come downstairs
Y/n: You could've js shouted my name from there
Raptor Man🦖: You have selective hearing NOW MOVE IT
Y/n: Hold up- I'm getting ice cream
Raptor Man🦖: ... Thank you
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Y/n: Me and Ben are going to the baseball game later, you wanna come?
Claire✨️: Ben and I*
Y/n: Huh?
Claire✨️: It is, Ben and I, me and Ben is not grammatically incorrect
Y/n: Now it's Ben and I period
Claire✨️: Did you just say period
Y/n: Fun to say over text Deal with it
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Benny:3 : I'm in love with you Why don't you love meh back :(
Y/n: Ben, we've been dating for over a year now Safe to say I love you <3
Benny:3 : But I love you :((((
Y/n: I love you too Pretty Boy
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My Girl<3: Bennyyyy Pretty Boiii You awake??
Ben: Now I am Beautiful Wsp?
My Girl<3: I have so many important questions in my mind
Ben: ....like?
My Girl<3: Why is chili called chili if the chili is hot and not cold? So is chili supposed to be cold? Was it thought to be cold? Or was chili cold at one point but humans later thought it was hot later? Maybe the chili meant hot in a different language? OR! In the past everything was opposite so chili meant hot! OR CHILI MEANT HOT AND IT WAS THOUGHT TO BE COLD!
Ben: This is why I love you
(Ya'll, chat be dead rn 😭, but anyways-imma publish chapter 23 sometime this week :p Thank you for reading you beautiful readers and requests are open<3)
