1) Breathe
2) Think how utterly disgusting the yogurt is and vow never to drink one again
3) Pack your school bag
4) Train for a marathon
5) Run a marathon
6) Quickly get your Maths homework done (she'll never notice the splash of Actimel)
7) Try to remove the smelly Actimel stain
8) Watch Harry Potter in 99 seconds
9) Raid the fridge for more snacks
10) Read a boring story like Mouse Goes to Town to your little sister or brother. (You may need to learn how to read while drinking an Actimel yogurt first)
11) Go on a RollerCoaster
12) Try not to be sick because you've been on a RollerCoaster while drinking an Actimel yogurt
13) Play Row,Row, Row your boat on the keyboard
14) Text your friend and tell her the Queen just knocked on your door and when you opened it she farted.
15) Watch "Miranda battles with an automated operator" on YouTube.
16) Make a video pretending to be Boris Johnson and upload it to YouTube.
17) Try to set your annoying little sister alight (DO NOT actually try this)
18) Tell your Dad that Michael Jackson has been raised from the dead.
19) Train your dog to shake hands.
20) Write a story about a lobster that dressed up as Santa and raided Thorntons, then post it on Wattpad.
21) Write to the manager of your local Morrisons and tell him that you saw him in Superdrug last Saturday wearing Joggers and a hoodie and you thought he was the local thug.
22) Introduce your Granny to DJ Fresh.
23) Try to vault your garden wall.
24) Make a trip to A&E because you hurt yourself vaulting the wall.
25) Vote for this story.
