STORY 1: THE WASPS

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by bridgettesummerstdi

by bridgettesummerstdi

band camp: the never ending saga of chaos & insanity ⁠

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alr before we get into the stories i'm gonna introduce my section really quick

CLARINETS/THE SQUIDWARD GANG

kayla: section leader; junior

autumn: freshman

trace: co-section leader; freshman

me!: freshman

anya: freshman

jayden: (technically he plays soprano sax but he's in the section anyways); senior

jocelyn: sophomore

ansley: freshman

lydia: freshman

izzy: rookie/8th grader

abbi: rookie/8th grader

maddi: rookie/8th grader

atley: rookie/8th grader

maya: rookie/8th grader

audrey: our drum major who also plays clarinet during concert season; sophomore

yes that was in chair order up until 8th graders bc they got random seats based off last name alphabetical- yes we have 8th graders in marching band

ANYGAYS- IT'S STORYTIME

so we got sent out to sectionals & we were looking for a shaded area so we went to a covered entrance to the gym right, what we didn't know is that there were like a 1,000 wasp nests there with wasps literally right above our heads.

eventually we noticed & we were like "oh hell no we are not about to get stung by wasps", so we asked our band captain micheal to go get us wasp spray.

so we all walked away from the entrance area bc micheal came back.

so instead of getting one of us to do it bc it was technically our problem, he knocked on the gym door (guard is practicing in the gym); stood in the doorway, sprayed the wasp spray like everywhere while screaming & ran into the gym-

the wasps went crazy & we all almost died kind of-