"I'd fly for you."

this is a joke btw

I always wanted to date an emo girl..they were my type. But..on a Saturday night, I met him..

The love of my life.

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"Does anyone wanna play splatoon?", I asked, hoping for an answer. As always, I was really bored. Unfortunately, none of my friends answered.

"Fucking assholes.", I thought. I got up and decided to get a glass of water. *Ding!*

"Hm..?", "Oh..a message from Mio?" I curiously opened the message, hoping she'd ask me to play splatoon with her.

She didn't. Instead, she started sending me pictures of a fictional footballer named "Seishiro Nagi." "Man, he's so ugly..", I thought. "My goth women are much finer."

As I was about to tell Mio that he looked like an ugly old witch, I felt something on my warm finger. It was..a fly?!

"EW! GET OUT OF MY ROOM YOU DUMBASS!", I shouted. I immediately told Mio about that ugly fly annoying me and she laughed her ass off.

After hearing the 10th "bzzttttt" I put my phone down and decided to catch the fly and beat it up. It took me hours. "STOP MOVING AROUND, DUMBFUCK!", I kept screaming and yelling.

I was about to give up until I spotted the fly on my desk. "Heh..this is the end for you, lil bro.", I smirked. I put the glass of water I drank from earlier over the fly and cried out of happiness. "You deserve to burn in hell.", I yelled while rolling my eyes.

I took a closer look and could've sworn that the fly said something. "N-nani..?! Did you just..talk..?"

I stared at the fly while waiting for a reply. Did I really wanna hear it tho? It would've been really creepy if I did.

After five minutes, I was 100% sure that it was just a hallucination. I quickly grabbed a piece of paper to bring the fly outside but before that I wanted to tell Mio that I caught the fly. "Hey Mio? I just wanted to tell you that I caught the fly in a glass."

"OMG good job! Send me a picture."
I chuckled and turned around to take a picture. In complete shock, I dropped my phone. The glass was still there but..the fly..was gone. "N-nani?!"

"Hey kitten.", a strange voice mumbled. I quickly turned around but couldn't see anyone. "Did I accidentally call Mio when I dropped my phone?"
"M-mio..? Is that you?", I asked, hoping she'd say yes.

She didn't. I was about to scream for help, thinking a kidnapper broke into my house but then I heard a loud noise coming from my ear. "Hey, it's okay kitten. Relax..it's just me."

"N-nani?!"
I quickly ran to the closest mirror and took a closer look at my ear. "UGH, THERE YOU ARE!", I angrily shouted. "Wait. Did the fly talk?"

U-uhm..fly-chan, can you..talk???", I wondered. "Yes, I can. I'm glad you didn't kill me yet, Genay-san.", the fly replied. "W-what?! Is this some kind of prank?? Or maybe a dream?", I started panicking.

"Genay-san..there's something I want to talk to you about. I've been stalking you in your room for ages now..you were never boring to me. You're like a shining star who could light up empty hallways. It hurts seeing you play splatoon alone, knowing I could play with you. I would do anything for you, Genay-san. When I first saw your beautiful eyes, I knew you were the one for me. I knew we were meant to be. I wanted to tell you this for a really long time but I knew you liked goth women. You know, my mom told me that I could turn into a human IF a hot man kisses me.. I think you're the hot man. So..if it doesn't bother you, would you kiss me?"

The fly was now infront of my face, waiting for a reply. I was pretty speechless. The fly's confession was really adorable. "Am I falling in love with a fly..?"

"Fly-chan, I-I found your confession pretty cute..just like you, heh. I never thought I'd fall for a fly but now I'm imagining our future together. If I kissed you, would you turn into a goth woman for me and play splatoon with me?"

"Y-yes, Genay-san! Please, go ahead and kiss me with your juicy lips!"

I leaned closer just like the fly and felt his lips press against mine. The feeling was magical. Suddenly, I fell.

When I opened my eyes, I saw a homeless man standing infront of me. I looked in the mirror and..turned into a fly?! "W-what?! Did you cause this?", I yelled.

"Oh, finally I'm a human. I forgot to tell you that you'd turn into a fly..", the homeless man mumbled.

I got really mad but taking a closer look at the man, I found him pretty attractive. He started apologising to me about turning me into a fly. Normally, I'd be mad but.."Heh, don't worry. As long as I can be with you, I'm happy. You know, I'd fly for you..❤️"