Tae: mom!! I'm going out to meet my bf jungkook!
Jin: alright honey, bring protection
Tae: mom! I'm just 10 years old
Jin: so? I'm 20
Tae: WTF?!
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Namjoon: * crying*
Jimin: hey hyung! What happened?!
Namjoon: my dog died
Jimin: oh I'm really sorry hyung
Namjoon: I hope he's in a better place now
Jimin: I can act like your dog if you want
Namjoon: that's so sweet bu-
Jimin: * lies down dead like a dog*
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