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"ughh" the greenette, who just woke up, groaned at the headache he felt due to being hangover, he had drank one to many glasses yesterday and he just now regretted it. he knew he needed to sober up so he picked up his phone and called a random place to order a pizza. after doing that, the boy decided to take a cold shower to wake himself up. he had slept with his outside clothes on so he quickly put them in the wash. before putting the pants in the washing machine, he checked the pockets and took out a piece of paper he forgotten was in there. he placed it on his desk and went to take his shower.
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the boy had just finished eating his pizza and his headache was a lot more bearable. he stood up from his bed to his desk and went to pick up the piece of paper he didnt remember having in his pocket. he unfolded it and was quite stunned at the contents.
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HIRING ! ☺︎
kat's club.
looking for male strippers!
➪ no experience required (training included)
➪ 100 000$/month + tips
➪ auditions held the 7th
of october.
call xxxxxxxxxx for more information.
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izuku couldn't believe his eyes. this much money? he never thought about doing such a job. he had to meet up with uraraka.
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ocha! (online)
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izuku (you)✦
ocha we need to
meet up like now
it's important.
✦ocha!
Izuku are you okay? Himiko's home
but you can come!
izuku (you)✦
i'm ok i'm omw
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at uraraka's
izuku knocks loudly on the door because he can hear the loud noises coming from inside the house. music is playing loud enough for izuku to hear it. he recognises the song "space girl" by frances forever, "very queer choice of music" izuku thinks to himself moments before ururaka's front door is opened. izuku lifts up his eyes and he's surprised to not see his friend but a pale girl with blonde hair put up in pigtails smiling at him.
"are you izuku?" asks the blonde.
"mhm!" he nods frantically, "you must me himiko, right?"
"i see i'm known! nice to meet you!" she says handing her hand out for izuku to shake.
"same here!" he says taking the blonde's hand and shaking it.
"well! i would love to talk more but the cinnamon roll over there chased me away.." himiko says with a pout, pointing to ochako on the couch.
"HEY I DID NOT CHASE YOU AWAY! i told you already! me and izuku need to talk about..private matters?" ochako said, seeming unsure of her last words which made total sense as even she doesn't know what izuku wants to talk about.
"i know, i know i'm just fucking with you cinnamooon!" himiko said looking at uraraka with heart beams shooting out of her eyes.
"girl your gay is showing.." izuku says putting a hand on himiko's shoulder.
"NOOOOOO! see what you did to me cinnamon! i shall get away from you at once as thy make my queerness escape m'lady" himiko says wiping 'tears' from her eyes and exiting the house dramatically.
izuku (who is still standing in front of the house) and ochako look at eachother and burst out laughing.
"i LOVE her." izuku says.
"right? she's the sweetest" ururaka says with a smile.
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cinnamon roll?" izuku says (finally) entering the house and sitting on the couch, looking at ururaka with an eyebrow raise.
"don't even." uraraka says bringing a finger to izuku's lips to shush him. "besides, didn't YOU come here to talk to me about something important?" ururaka asks him.
izuku's smile drops and he starts fidgeting with his hair.
"it's..uhm..embarrassing." izuku says looking down.
"izu..am i the type of person to judge?" ururaka says putting her hand on izuku's shoulder.
"no you're not. but..just tell me your honest opinion." he says reaching in his pocket and pulling out the poster and handing it to uraraka. (A/N: guys i just realised i have been misspelling "uraraka" since the BEGINNING of this fuckass fanfic brb i'm gonna pour hot water on my face.. 🙁)
uraraka reads the poster that izuku handed him and her face visibly goes from curiosity to shock.
"100 000$ a month is CRAZY" uraraka says looking at izuku.
"I KNOW." izuku says letting his head fall on ochako's lap, his head in his hands.
"well..hmm.. i mean if you're interested and comfortable doing it what do i have to say izu? i just want you to be happy! plus you can always do the tryout and if you don't like it than we'll find something else! together this time!" she says brushing through izuku's hair with her fingers.
"you're right!" izuku says jolting up. "i'm gonna do it so i can say that i tried anyways!" he says ending his sentence with a fist to the air.
"you're so cringe sometimes izu.." uraraka says with a peculiar look on her face. "anyways, put your shoes back on." she says getting up from the couch.
"ermm.. why?" he says following uraraka with his eyes.
"shopping idiot, you're not gonna audition in jeans and sneakers!" she says winking at her friend.
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also want to say PLEASE DO NOT SEXUALISE OCHAKO AND IZUKU'S RL!! 🙏🙏 OCHAKO'S A LESBIAN AND IZUKU IS GAY IN THIS AU SO PLEASEEE DON'T THEIR RL IS 100% PLATONIC THEY SEE EACHOTHER AS SIBLINGS!! anyways appreciate the support on this you guys are ADORABLE in the comments i read all of them! love you guys! 💞
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