Shifting to you~ BNHA love (?) story

"Holy shit, it WORKED!"

Katsuki roamed the streets, his eyes lazily flickering over the alleyways. It was dark and late, he was fucking exhausted. Usually he didn't take night shifts- but his work study with Endeavour was proving to be hardcore.

From an alleyway, a person ran out; they were pale and thin, with very long blonde hair that reached down to their hips. The kid, late teens, looked around in shock, and excitement. They were only wearing an oversized black shirt that went down to their thighs. The teen hadn't noticed Bakugo yet.

Bakugo watched quietly from afar, observing as the weirdo looked around. He was mildly intrigued to see what the kid was doing out so late. He followed them from the shadows, walking quietly as to keep himself hidden.

"Holy FUCK! I DID IT! I DID IT!!" The kid yelled, dancing around excitedly and running through the empty street, before collapsing and kissing the ground.

"I FUCKING DID IT IT WORKED HOLY SHIT!"

Bakugo raised an eyebrow as he watched. The idiot was acting weird. He was causing a commotion. He decided to investigate. He walked from around the corner to stand in front of the teen, looking down at them with a neutral expression.

"Hey, weirdo, shouldn't you be in bed?"

The kids head snapped up, their startling blue eyes locking onto Bakugo. They opened and closed their mouth in shock, face reddening.

"Bakugo-?!!! OMYGOSH"

They suddenly sprung up, wrapping their arms around the young hero. Bakugo stiffened as the kid latched onto him, trying to free himself from their death grip.

"Hey, get offa me, idiot! Tch- What are you  doing out here?"

The kid stepped back, looking Bakugo up and down in excitement and awe.

"Your real- holy shit your real!"

The kid's hands shot out to touch Bakugo's chest. Bakugo stepped back in an attempt to avoid being touched.
"Of course I'm real, Dumbass-! Keep your hands to yourself!"

The teen smiled, hugging themself as they watched Bakugo intently. Bakugo's eyes scanned the teen.
"It's getting late, Where are your parents, Dumbass? Are you even wearing pants?"

The kid blushed, suddenly looking down at themselves. They seemed in awe, like they'd never seen their body before. They ran a hand through their long hair, hugged their thin frame, and then tugged up their shirt to reveal their male private parts.

"HOLY SHIT I HAVE A PENIS!!!"

Bakugo grimiced, turning his face away to avoid having to look.
"Oh, God-! Can you cover that, Dumbass? Nobody wants to see your bits!"

The teen ignored him, and was running their hand over their flat chest, before excitedly looking to Bakugo.
"Holy shit- I'm a DUDE"

Bakugo pinched the bridge of his nose in frustration.
"I'm starting to catch onto that, Dumbass. Now, can you put your shirt back down before you give me a stroke?"

The teen dropped their shirt, covering themselves, before walking up to Bakugo. They were roughly the same height, the teen was slightly shorter. The kid stared at Bakugo intently, gazing into his ruby eyes.

Bakugo held his ground as the teen got up into his face. He simply raised an eyebrow out of curiosity.
"What's with that look, Dumbass? You look like you’ve never seen another person before."

"Your as georgeous as I thought you'd be, your so pretty" The teen said in awe, stepping even closer to the young hero, attempting to grab him.

Bakugo stepped back to avoid being touched, his face turning red slightly at the compliment.
"Hey! Keep your damned grabby hands to yourself, Dumbass!"