Given that I reached 40 parts on Eddie Munson - One Shots, I figured that I'd start a new section, to continue.
40 is a great, round, even number that I'm happy with.
So, I present to you, more one shots of our favourite ever guy, in the Stranger...
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"Yeah, yeah they are." I said, sighing with some disdain.
"They never take a day off." Jeff added, his face creased with empathy.
"Well, they do. It's just not our turn today." Dustin interjected.
"Why do they give her a hard time?" Mike asked.
And I was about to answer, when the answer was given to us.
"You've heard of obsessive compulsive disorder right?"
"Can't say as I have, weirdo."
"So, you admit that you're clearly uneducated then?" She asked.
"What did you say?"
"You're throwing shade at me, because of my mom's mental ill health. Do you feel good about that, really?" She asked.
"I don't think I've ever heard her speak." Gareth said, as I watched the scene before us, with caution.
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And a little anger.
"Pulling the mental health card because your mom rummaged in trash cans and dumpsters, and stuffed your house full of crap, that eventually fell on her?" Jason asked, as everyone encircling her laughed cruelly.
"There's no card to pull. And everything you just said is actually true, accurate, correct. What? You want me to feel embarrassed of my mom? You want me to be embarrassed, ashamed? Tell me something Carver, have your parents ever even give a shit about you?" She asked, as the pretzel in my hand, dropped onto the table.
I heard its small clatter, through my initial surprise at her steel tight defence of herself.
The laughter abruptly stopped.
"You think you're so smart, don't you? Smarter than me, freak." Jason snarled.
"Honestly? It's not that hard to be." She said, with a shrug.
