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Nocturnal Thrills (WIP 1/3 done)

''Dragonkid989''

''...Dragonkid?''

''did you listen to a word I said?'', a female voice exclaims

a grumpy-sounding male replies, ''here now-sorry-had to feed Toto, did I miss something?''

''you know, for a level 80 beastlord you have the attention span of a river troll'', she says mockingly

''in order to be a beastlord, I have to look after every beast; hamsters and dragons alike'', he replies 

''besides, i'm sure you can just repeat whatever you said'', he implies

''mm, mm, no-no-no don't-don't make her read out her extensive battle strategy again, i beg of you elder Dragonkid989'', declared xXLadiesManXx

''i never thought i'd live to see the day when Razorkitty11 stops talking, jesus, thing was like a seminar'', exclaims Excal1burjeff

''right, regardless of this parties hatred for my speeches, do you warriors know what to do now?'' she questions them

''i'm a bit fuzzy but lets do this, HEALERS AT THE READY!!'' shouts Jeff accordingly

''LadiesMan out, I actually have other plans, plans with a human female'' he boasts

''ARE YOU INSANE FRED, FORGET JESS, SHE'S NOT INTO YOU ; YOU HAVE A DATE WITH DESTINY'' screams Jeff impatiently

''woah, maybe you just can't handle the F-man and his ventures into the dungeon of love'' replies Fred arrogantly

''ok, ok boys, enough, save that for the big battle, let him go Jeff just remember to brush your teeth this time, ok Fred?'' says Razorkitty11

''girl, you harshing the F-man's mellow with your personal hygiene talk, i'll just let my natural scents and odours draw her to me, like how the animals do it in the wild'' responds Fred

''get off of our teamspeak you hungry, stinky tiger and please don't take the poor girl to macdonalds like you did last time'' Tina pleads

''no way, no fair, what about all these coupons i havn't us-

-have it your way casanova'' she interrupts restlessly

Fred leaves the teamspeak

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''and then there were three'' says Jeff

''hey-yeah when's the last time someone took ME on a date?'' she questions anxiously

''oooh, not touching that one'' exclaims Dragonkid

''yeah *scrunches an empty crisp packet* the connection is bad *continues to scrunch it* i'm breaking up'' Jeff utters jokingly

''oh Har-har real nice, guys, thanks for the heart-to-heart'' she replies 

''aw, no, Tina don't be like that, i actually have a friend who's interested, he keeps trying to use the keyboard to speak to you'' Jeff says

''wow, is ... is he cute Jeff? DO NOT tell him i asked that I swear I will cut you with my dagger of agility +15'' she remarks

''well, that depends, are you into cats? oh i get it, he just wanted to lick the keyboard because i spilt his cat food on it earlier, i knew it!'' Jeff replies

''*she scoffs* you know, you are unbelievable ... anyways, take care Leo and good luck tomorrow with stuff, bye Jeff you spineless whelp, die in the hellfires of alegonia'' she exclaims