Kermit was a massive star. Y/n was just a simple girl visiting the frogs show, little did she know, great things would happen. She stood in the crowd, eyes glued to kermit's glorious and volumptous ass. Suddenly, kermit noticed her. he looked at her, her orbs shining bright blue. y/ns mind flooded with thoughts, mostly of kermit. a muppet and another muppet? it couldn't be. he reached down from the stage, grabbing y/ns hand and pulling her onto the stage. It was a dream, the bright lights illuminating kermit's ugly face that y/n was for some reason attracted to. He spoke to her, his words sweet and song like, almost as a nightingale. "oh, y/n, rigjt? well dearie, i'll give you all you could ever wish for. money? dreams? or... perhaps something more fun." "more fun?" y/n spoke. "now what exactly do you mean by that?" Kermit winked. "you know what i mean." "i do, eh?" y/n flirted. "yknow- fun." "ohhh, that's what you mean, huh?" y/n understood. suddenly, kermit addressed the crowd. "I am so sorry, but we need to stop the show! i'd like to go behind stage with the lovely lady y/n, of course." Kermit the green frog with a voluminous ass drug y/n backstage, taking out a knife. "I said we'd have fun, eh?" He then stabbed her in the head 376 times, slashing her stomach, and beating her with an old microphone. The next day, he announced his pregnancy with fozzie bears baby. Now kids, this is why you don't trust your idols.
