The Maniacs Diary

Gender Experiment

Cody's pov:

Saturday

(New diary extract)

Dear Diary,

"Aaahaaaaaa😱" that's my nemesis Brody screaming this morning. I was in my lab mixing some chemicals, when I heard my name "Cody!". I didn't answer, I continued with my next tax, I was just chuckling. To be honest I don't have a lab, I do my science work in my bathroom, yeah you heard me right, my bathroom is my lab. 

   I share the same room with Brody, I hate the fact that he looks like me and why do we have to come to this world, at the same time? 🥵.

     Back to my lab talk, our house is very small, the biggest place in the house is our... no I mean my bathroom, I divided it into two and used one part for my lab.

    Diary, do you know that I have been awake since 4:30 Am, and that lazy, dull head just woke up, at 8:45. I guess he was about to take his towel from our wardrobe, no my wardrobe, there is a mirror at the wardrobe door, maybe he saw something exciting that's why his screaming.

     My lab door opened and it was Brody
"You can't just bump in my lab/bathroom. What if am naked? " I asked narrowing my eyebrows at him.

   "You must be crazy...no I mean you are crazy, Cody you are a maniac. What did you do to my hair? How can a human being be so evil? Just one more on the list of things I will never forgive you for!." Brody shrieked, but I acted like I don't care I didn't care. I took my lab coat off and left the bathroom, I bumped into Mom.

"Cody, what have you done this time?" My Mom asked.

  "Ehn...nothing, I just did a gender experiment on my specimen," I said, Brody came out with a towel wrapped around his waist.

    "Mom, thank God you are here. Look at what your son did to me" Brody shrieked.

"What!... Cody, you are granted, why are you so so s...oh my God, you shave your brother's hair and glue it on his beard and cock?" Mom asked.

  "Mom, he also glue it to my armpit and butt" Broddy added.

"What!" Dad exclaimed.

  "Hmmm....he hasn't grown any hair in his body parts so, I just did him a favour," I said confidently.

"What!" They all shouted.

     You already know what happened, I was granted on till my grandchildren graduated 🎓 😢 😔 . Am just exaggerating, I was only granted for two weeks, I will get my phone back only if I learn from my mistakes, Am quite good at pretending. I had written an apology speech for the next two weeks.

   When I got to school the next day, I was   suspended for two weeks, and I couldn't
hide it from my parent because first of all Brody knew, and secondly my principal called to inform my parent.

    Guess what I did🤓?