Melania Trump was sitting on her chair, waiting for her husband to come back. Not really that she wanted to be with him, she despised him, she just wanted to go back home. They were in a big hall and one of the waitresses (definitely a himejoshi) sat her next to Jill Biden, the wife of the president. Joe Biden and Donald Trump, past presidents of the USA, are having a conference and wanted to talk about different political struggles in the country. It was quite boring for both women. Of course, they weren't the only in the hall, but it was still quite boring.
-You know, miss Trump, Joe sometimes whispers Trump's name in his sleep. It's quite adorable. - said Jill, since she wanted to start a conversation with Melania. She looked beautiful, ethereal, even in her eyes.
-Oh, Donald's the same. After he got shot, he hoped Biden to text him first, while I hoped for the shooter to shoot him twice more. If I were him, I definitely wouldn't miss. - replied Melania and slightly giggled. Jill giggled too.
With that they started a conversation. Time passed and the two women talked so much, they didn't realise the meeting was over.
-C'mon, hun, we gotta go. - said the president to Melania.
-Errr, Jill and I want to talk more. Bye.
They left the big building and talked so much.
-Mel, if you don't like Trump, whyre you still with him?
-Money, but well you're quite rich too. And I do like you...
-What do you mean, Mel?
-Jill, I-
And then, Jill kissed Melania on the lips and they both hugged each other until they felt each other's warmth. It was beautiful. Mel cried and asked her whether she liked her back, Jill agreed. They never felt happier.
-What about Donald and Joe? - asked Mel.
-Well, Joe has dementia anyways, I'll highly doubt it'll be a big difference whether he's with Donald or me. And for Donald...I have an idea.
Since Donald couldn't continue his speech that day, he went to the same place to continue it. Mel and Jill went on the top of a building and were holding guns - 40 calibre machine guns. Yk, to be sure that the job was done unlike the last dude. Melania charged her gun and was ready to aim. She pulled the trigger and...she managed to do what she dreamt of.
-Jill, he's dead...
-Oh my god, fucking run, bbg - they started running for their lives. - Oh my god, Biden would be so sad.
-Eh, he'll forget about this anyways.
-You're right.
The two women ran away to a both. There they kissed and started driving. They drove so much...they wanted to explore the world together...