RANDOM (HILLARIOUS) EVENTS THAT HAPPEN IN MY ENGLISH CLASS EP.2
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Green pen(This is hillarious)
"Miss Tan my pen is not working!!"- Le person in green shirt behind _fireflies_7
"Your pen or your pants?"- Le teacher
*Le class sTARTS LAUGHING UNCONTROLLABLY*
"mISS TAN WHAT"- Me
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Le question that the answer was 'right'
*Le teacher explaining answers*
*Le class is noisy af and crazy af*
"So the answer for this question is 'Right'!"- Le teacher
"Cher! This girl beside me write the answer 'right' but never got it right!"- Le same person in green shirt behind _fireflies_7
"Whut"
*A few friends of mine laughs*
"Lol thats so many 'right's in a sentence"-Me
"Bring the paper here"- Le teacher says to the person in green shirt
*starts to walk out of his seat*
"WAIT A SECOND THIS IS NOT MY PAPER"- The person in green shirt
*the girl which the paper is her's walks out and takes the paper*
"What do you think i am? YOUR MAID?!"- Le person in green shirt (btw its a he thats why its hillarious. JUST IMAGINE IT -w-))
"OMF"-Me *laughs uncontroablly
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Le annoying shit whos sits behind me
*Annoying shit is still being an annoying shit*
"Could you shut up"-Me
"How about you shut up"- Le annoying person.
"On a second thought dont shut up *whispers to self "I need to write this for mai storeh not so storeh"* "- Me
"Whut"- Le annoying person
*Becomes annoying again*
"SHADDAAAAAPPP Oh wait on a second thought dont"-Me
"Lol this is hillarious"- Le annoying person
And the cycle continues for as long as it should be. XD
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LE HUMAN DICTIONARY FAILS US AGAIN
"Yo dictionary boy"- Me
"What"- Le human dictionary
"Whats the meaning of 'nonchalant'"- Me
*Le human dictionary sulks again*
"WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU DONT KNOW THE MEANING OF NONCHALANT?! YOU ARE A DICTIONARY FOR GOODNESS' SAKES" - Me
"I DONT KNOW EVERYTHINGG"- Le human dictionary
"BUT DICTIONARIES DO KNOW EVERYTHING"
"MAYBE EXCEPT THE MEANING OF LIFE AND SHIT"- Me
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Le stealing my friends lines because i can and will -w-)
"Shut up, ked" -Me saying to the annoying shit.
"Oi thats my line"- Le fruend
"So"
Later on
*Le annoying shit bLOWS A REALLY HIGH PITCHED WHISTLE THAT CAN MAKE YOUR EARDRUMS BURST MEIN GOTT THAT IS TOO FAR*
"Do that again"- Me
"Oi stop stealing my linessss"-Le fruend
"Idgaf and idc okai"-Me
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Le apple correction tape
*Le annoying shit is BEING SO FUCKING ANNOYING THAT LE TEACHER NOTICES*
"Can you please be quiet -_-"- cher
"No"- Annoying shit
"Then i'll throw my correction tape at you"- Le teacher
*shows class correction tape*
"LOL ITS A APPLE SLICE"-Me
"So when i throw this to you i will just say that a random apple slice appeared out of nowhere and hit your head"- Le teacher
*THE CLASS IS LAUGHING UNCONTROABLLY*
"THAT WILL BE THE BEST STORY EVER TOLD"- Me
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Le teacher's drawing
*Teacher draws a man and woman*
"CHER WTF WHY THE GIRL HAS NO HAIR"-Annoying Shit
"AND WHY THE BOY HAS HAIR STICKING OUT LIKE WHAT"-The annoying shit
"I THINK HE IS GAY"- Person in green shirt
"OHMYGOSH LOLOLOLOL"- Me
"DON'T JUDGE MY DRAWING SKILLS"- Le teacher
"OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHH"- Class
*Cher draws another drawing of a shemale*
"MISS TAN WTF IS THAT"-Me
"ITS A SHE MALE OKAY"- LE TEACHER
*THE CLASS BY NOW IS LAUGHING LIKE CRAZY HELL*
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This should be enough for ep.2
ENJOY THE PURE RANDOMNESS AND HILLARIOUSNESS OF MAI UNPREDICTABLE ENGLISH CLASS
:D
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De TodoDISCLAIMER: I WROTE THIS WHEN I WAS TWELVE AND WAS A WEEB SO YEAH.REMEMBER THAT. - Random Book is Random XD - Mostly just about stuff i think about - !!Warning!! -Foul language -Childish stuff - I don't even know what happened to my brain when i wro...
