Billie Eilish would have died had that little blue car not cut her off - forcing her to slam on her brakes at the very last second.
She missed the light.
The blue car in front of her kept going through the red intersection and got hit by a stolen UPS truck that was being chased by several flashing cop cars.
Billie didn't want to get involved in the mess - so she quickly pulled over into the nearest parking lot to avoid the nasty pile up in the middle of the road.
It was an Aldi - so she just walked inside and brought some miscellaneous groceries while waiting for the road to be cleared.
Some juice boxes, a bag of chips, a random whole cherry pie and two boxes of buy one get one free organic dried fruit snacks.
There were only a few old folk in the store and no one was paying any attention to her - which she appreciated.
She wasn't in the mood to sign any autographs or pose for any pictures today.
She was constipated and her stomach cramps were really starting to put a damper on her day.
After paying for her groceries and leaving the store - Billie noticed the whole road was now blocked off with yellow crime scene tape.
There was a dead body with a white sheet over it laying in the middle of the road.
The cars stuck in the traffic looked backed up for miles.....
Billie would never make it home in this cluster fuck!
She tried sneaking out the back of the parking lot but the narrow alley just brought her to a creepy dead end street with a McDonalds.
Billie decided to use the drive thru and get herself some fries.
She placed her order just fine.
There were only two cars in front of her and three behind her.
Billie was still waiting at the first window - casually ignoring the cashier since she had already paid for her late night snack- when her car made the weirdest whistling sound....& then just died.
Billie quickly tried to start it up again.... but nothing happened.
She panicked - begging the car to start up again - before the line moved forward.
She didn't want to get honked at!
Having her expensive car die in the middle of a McDonald's drive thru was embarrassing enough!
The cashier wasn't even paying attention to Billie's car troubles though.
She hadn't even recognized her and was busy talking to someone else on her headset.
The car behind Billie abruptly started honking.
There were still two cars in front of her that hadn't moved yet, so she turned to give the driver behind her a dirty look....but he wasn't honking at her.
His head was being violently bashed against his own steering wheel - his bloody teeth falling from his screaming mouth.
Billie couldn't even see who was attacking him.
He was in a top down convertible - alone.
She assumed he was just crazy and having some type of mental breakdown..... until his body came flying through the glass of his front windshield and smashed up against Billie's back windshield- cracking the glass!
Billie screamed and tried to jump out of her car- but for some reason her car doors wouldn't open.
She couldn't unlock them.
