Satsuki was watching Eden make two sandwiches.
Eden: Alright, in order to make the perfect sandwich you need.
Satsuki: Crab Soul.
Eden: Right. After that you cook it for 10 minutes in the oven.
Eden grabbed the plate and was about to walk towards the oven until he heard-
Stocking: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
He dropped the sandwiches seeing the souls fly in the air.
Satsuki:.....
Eden:......(Deep breath) Stay in here while I talk to the girls please.
Satsuki: Okay.
Eden walked into the living room to see Panty on the couch and Stocking moving all over the place.
Panty: My hangover says you're too fucking loud. I mean unless you like missing your period. That would suck.
Stocking: My pudding is gone, you twat. Pudding! It's special ordered from heaven and has a 500-year waiting list! Damn it! That pudding was legendary!
Eden: (Eye twitch) You made me drop me and Satsuki's sandwich over some fucking Pudding? You know it's my dad to feed Satsuki.
Stocking: And why do you always feed her sandwiches when she clearly needs to eat more than just that, asshole.
Eden:(Tick mark) Now hang the fuck on who the fuck is her master ya fucknut!
Stocking was about to yell until she looked at Panty seeing something.
Stocking: Oh my God, you ate it didn't.
Panty: "Ahouwoh"
Stocking: Don't "Ahouwoh" me. It was either you Chuck or Eden.
Eden: If I ate it I would have ate it in front of you whore!
Stocking: Fuck you Eden!
Panty: Why do you assume it was me.
Stocking inspects Panty's face.
Stocking: I'm not assuming I know it was you.
She then saw more crumbs.
Stocking: And look at that you seem to have pancake crumbs on your face as well.
Eden: What the fuck did she just say?
Panty: Okay, you two need to relax.
Eden grabbed Panty's face and saw the crumbs.
Eden: UGH! You dumb slut! You just have to fuck everything up!
Stocking: This is my room!
A clean dark room was seen.
Stocking: That's Eden and Satsuki's room.
A giant bed was seen over the bed was an initial of an S. By the bed was a couch with the words over it EYES OF HEAVEN!
(Eden fixed his room up giving Satsuki his bed.)Stocking: Yours look like a hoarders asshole exploded! Look at your toilet! Look at your bathtub! Look at what you put in your mouth and I'm not just talking about dick! You're nothing but a filthy no-baggin thief!
Eden: (Tick mark) Fucking whore
Panty holds the two.
Panty: You two need some inner fucking peace.
Eden: Fuck off me.
Eden stood up annoyed by the whole thing.
Stocking: I don't understand how I'm related to you.
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Eden's Panty and Stocking
ЮморEden: Don't get it twisted, I might not have a stand but I'll fuck ya up either way.