Catfight/Finally

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Satsuki was watching Eden make two sandwiches.

Eden: Alright, in order to make the perfect sandwich you need.

Satsuki: Crab Soul.

Eden: Right. After that you cook it for 10 minutes in the oven.

Eden grabbed the plate and was about to walk towards the oven until he heard-

Stocking: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

He dropped the sandwiches seeing the souls fly in the air.

Satsuki:.....

Eden:......(Deep breath) Stay in here while I talk to the girls please.

Satsuki: Okay.

Eden walked into the living room to see Panty on the couch and Stocking moving all over the place.

Panty: My hangover says you're too fucking loud. I mean unless you like missing your period. That would suck.

Stocking: My pudding is gone, you twat. Pudding! It's special ordered from heaven and has a 500-year waiting list! Damn it! That pudding was legendary!

Eden: (Eye twitch) You made me drop me and Satsuki's sandwich over some fucking Pudding? You know it's my dad to feed Satsuki.

Stocking: And why do you always feed her sandwiches when she clearly needs to eat more than just that, asshole.

Eden:(Tick mark) Now hang the fuck on who the fuck is her master ya fucknut!

Stocking was about to yell until she looked at Panty seeing something.

Stocking: Oh my God, you ate it didn't.

Panty: "Ahouwoh"

Stocking: Don't "Ahouwoh" me. It was either you Chuck or Eden.

Eden: If I ate it I would have ate it in front of you whore!

Stocking: Fuck you Eden!

Panty: Why do you assume it was me.

Stocking inspects Panty's face.

Stocking: I'm not assuming I know it was you. 

She then saw more crumbs.

Stocking: And look at that you seem to have pancake crumbs on your face as well.

Eden: What the fuck did she just say?

Panty: Okay, you two need to relax.

Eden grabbed Panty's face and saw the crumbs.

Eden: UGH! You dumb slut! You just have to fuck everything up!

Stocking: This is my room!

A clean dark room was seen. 

Stocking: That's Eden and Satsuki's room.

A giant bed was seen over the bed was an initial of an S. By the bed was a couch with the words over it EYES OF HEAVEN!
(Eden fixed his room up giving Satsuki his bed.)

Stocking: Yours look like a hoarders asshole exploded! Look at your toilet! Look at your bathtub! Look at what you put in your mouth and I'm not just talking about dick! You're nothing but a filthy no-baggin thief!

Eden: (Tick mark) Fucking whore

Panty holds the two.

Panty: You two need some inner fucking peace.

Eden: Fuck off me.

Eden stood up annoyed by the whole thing.

Stocking: I don't understand how I'm related to you.

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